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April 10, 2026
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"Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth!"
"[crushing skeletons with boulders] OH, THAT'S GOTTA HURT!"
"[sets "Evil Ash" on fire, then swings towards him on a rope] TALLY HOOOO! [kicks him off the castle wall]"
"[final monologue] Sure I could've stayed in the past. Could've even been king. But in my own way, I am king."
"[Last Lines (Theatrical Cut)] Hail to the king, baby!"
"[Last Lines (Director's Cut)] Oh God...! No! NO! I SLEPT TOO LOOOOOOONG!!!!!!"
"How about some hot chocolate? huh?"
"Dig, damn you! Dig faster! I shall command every worm-infested son of a bitch that ever died in battle!"
"OOH, YOU MISERABLE BAGS OF BONES! PICK YOURSELVES UP, AND SALLY Fagghh- [jaw dislocates; he relocates it] SALLY Fagghh- [jaw dislocates again; he relocates it again] ...sally forth."
"[fighting Ash] I'll spoil those good looks!"
"[after being burned and reduced to a skeleton by Ash] I got a bone to pick with you!"
"Trapped in time. Surrounded by evil. Low on gas"
"1 man, 1 million dead, the odds are just about even."
"They move. They breathe. They suck."
"Get ready. Get set. Get dead."
"Foretold by a mystical book. Forewarned by a wiseman. Fulfilled by a wiseguy."