"[considers whether to approve a new sitcom] Well, ah, there's certainly nothing fresh or original in the concept. The, ah, writing was mundane, the acting is, ah, pedestrian...I like it!"

"[notices Harrison Bergeron] Pleasure to meet you, young fellow. You've come in a good time. Say, how would you like to pick the next governor of Connecticut?"

"[The randomly selected president is disturbed due to a national emergency while watching a game show that involves a big pumpkin] It'd better be important, it's almost time for the big pumpkin."

"Can you imagine how I must feel, knowing that I'm striving to create a world in which no Beethoven will ever be born? But it has to be, not just because of some words in a constitution. It has to be."

"As you know, since the second revolution, America has been striving to create a truly egalitarian society, a society with average people. Well the problem is, to run such a society requires certain high administrative functions that the average person is simply incapable of performing."

"If I have such a great life ahead of me, how come I feel so lousy every time I think about living it?"

"When they took away envy, they took away love too."

"Since I've been here, I've been lucky enough to really love someone, and to know all the things about her that are special, and that are different - and love all of them. That kind of love - real love - is the greatest thing in the world."

"I hope you understand what I've been trying to show you. You see...the most important thing about a person is what makes him different from anybody else. And that difference is what's gonna make someone else to fall in love with you."

"You haven't made everybody equal. You've made them the same. And there's a big difference."

"[on video] Howdy, Quaid. If you're watching this, that means that Kuato is dead, and you led us to him. I knew that you wouldn't let me down. Sorry for all of the shit I've put you through, but hey, what are friends for? All I want to do is wish you happiness and good living, old buddy, but unfortunately, that's not gonna happen. You see, that's "my" body you have there, and I want it back. Sorry for being an Indian giver, but I was here first. So, adios, amigo! [the screen zooms out to reveal Cohaagen, who puts his hand on Hauser's shoulder] And thanks for not getting yourself killed. Hey, maybe now we will meet in our dreams. You never know. [they laugh and walk off-camera]"

"Jullia Alonzo- Babu"

"Pricilla Allen - The Fat Lady"

"Robert Costanzo - Harry"

"Marc Alaimo - Everett"

"Mark Carlton - Bartender"

"Dean Norris - Tony"

"Alexia Robinson - Tiffany"

"David Knell - Ernie"

"Rosemary Dunsmore - Dr. Lull"

"Ray Baker - Bob McClane"

"Roy Brocksmith - Dr. Edgemar"

"[chances upon another pair of guards after fooling Richter and company with the hologram-bracelet] Ha ha ha, you think this is the real Quaid? [guards look behind them] It is! [Quaid shoots the guards]"

"Michael Champion - Helm"

"Mel Johnson Jr. - Benny"

"Marshall Bell - George/Kuato"

"Michael Ironside - Richter"

"Ronny Cox - Vilos Cohaagen"

"Rachel Ticotin - Melina"

"Sharon Stone - Lori Quaid"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger - Douglas Quaid/Carl Hauser"

"He'll show you a side of Mars that no one on Earth has ever seen before... He should be so lucky."

"In this world, they can steal your mind, erase your memory, and give you another identity. But the most dangerous thing that can happen to you is... TOTAL RECALL."