"Listen to me, I got a check in my pocket for $200,000. I got a chance to start my life again. I don't give a shit about this town, I don't give a shit about that town and I don't give a shit about your fucking justice. Bein' right is not a bulletproof vest, Freddy."

"Victor Williams - Officer Russell Ames"

"Freddie, I invited men - cops - good men - to live in this town. And these men make a living - they cross that bridge every day to a place where everything is upside down. Where the cop is the perp, and the perp is the victim. The only thing they did was get their families out, before it got to them. We made a place where things make sense, where you can cross the street without fear. Now you come to me with a plan, to set things right. Everyone in the city holding hands, singing "We Are the World." That's very nice, but Freddie, your plan is the plan of a boy! You read it on the back of a matchbox, without thinking! Without looking at the cards."

"You know the difference between men and boys? Boys bet everything on everything! Boys think every hand is a royal flush! You play cards with a man, he knows his limits."

"Janeane Garofalo as Deputy Sheriff Cindy Betts"

"Two kind of people in this world: pinball people and video game people. You, Freddy, you're pinball people."

"Edie Falco - Berta (Bomb Squad Agent)"

"Mel Gorham - Monica Lopez"

"Paul Calderón Hector the Paramedic"

"Vincent Laresca - Robert the Paramedic"

"[narrating] Every precinct has its cop bar - a private club - all blue. For the 3-7 it was the Four Aces, just across the river."

"Method Man - Shondel"

"The case is closed, finished, over! Go to lunch! Go! Hey, go to lunch. Go to lunch! The case is closed. Everybody, get the fuck outta here. Get outta here! The case is fucking closed!"

"Deborah Harry - Delores (4 Aces bartender)"

"Jerry Potter as Pete"

"Richard Farnsworth as Buster"

"Rob Reiner as Helicopter pilot"

"Kathy Bates as Annie Wilkes"

"[to Paul Sheldon] I am your number one fan. There is nothing to worry about. You are going to be just fine. I am your number one fan."

"Anyway, my favorite was Rocketman, and once it was a no-breaks chapter. The bad guy stuck him in a car on a mountain road and knocked him out and welded the door shut and tore out the brakes and started him to his death, and he woke up and tried to steer and tried to get out but the car went off a cliff before he could escape! And it crashed and burned and I was so upset and excited, and the next week, you better believe I was first in line. And they always start with the end of the last week. And there was Rocketman, trying to get out, and here comes the cliff, and just before the car went off the cliff, he jumped free! And all the kids cheered, but I didn't cheer. I stood right up and started shouting, "This isn't what happened last week! Have you all got amnesia? They just cheated us! This isn't fair! He didn't get out of the cock-a-doodie car!""

"[last words] I'M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU LYING COCKSUCKER!"

"James Caan as Paul Sheldon"

"Frances Sternhagen as Virginia"

"Here you want it, you want it?! Eat it! Eat it till ya choke, you sick, twisted fuck!"

"J.T. Walsh (uncredited) as State Trooper Sherman Douglas"

"Lauren Bacall as Marcia Sindell"

"Graham Jarvis as Libby"

"How could anyone act so macho with a pair of tits like that?"

"How could I own a real Chanel when there is so much poverty in the world?"

"Just don't disappear again. I like to say good-bye to the people I love, even if it's only to cry my eyes out, bitch."

"I'm not a whore. I've been fucked around a lot, but I'm not a whore."

"You are not a human being, Lola. You are an epidemic."

"Well, as I was saying, it costs a lot to be authentic, ma'am. And one can't be stingy with these things because you are more authentic the more you resemble what you've dreamed of being."

"Patrick Barr as Captain La Hire"

"David Oxley as 'Bluebeard', Gilles de Rais"

"Francis de Wolff as La Tremouille"

"Finlay Currie as Archbishop of Rheims"

"Barry Jones as De Courcelles"

"Victor Maddern as English Soldier"

"Bernard Miles as Master Executioner"

"John Gielgud as Earl of Warwick"

"Felix Aylmer as Inquisitor"

"Anton Walbrook as Cauchon, Bishop of Beauvais"

"Jean Seberg as St. Joan of Arc"

"Richard Widmark as The Dauphin, Charles VII"

"Archie Duncan as Robert de Baudricourt"

"Richard Todd as Dunois, Bastard of Orléans"

"A dead saint is always better for the Church than a live one."

"Do you expect people to love you for showing them up? Do archbishops enjoy being played off their own alters, even by saints?"

"Fair is fair. Burn her is ya want to, but there's no call to being unkind."