"[to Jeffrey] Don't be a good neighbor to her. I'll send you a love letter straight from my heart, fucker. Do you know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fuckin' gun, fucker. If you receive a love letter from me, you are fucked forever. Do you understand, fuck? I'll send ya straight to Fuck, fucker!"

"All right. Let's hit the fuckin' road, we're givin' our neighbor a joy ride. Let's get on with it. Bye, Ben. Anyone, uh, want to go on a joy ride with us. [to Dorothy] How about you? Huh? Hey, no smile for Frank? No? OK. Fuck it. Let's go. Now it's dark. [shouting] Let's FUCK! I'll fuck anything that moves!"

"Rita Hayworth - Gilda Mundson Farrell"

"Johnny, let me go, please let me go. I can't stand it any more..."

"Gilda gambles as recklessly as she lives!"

"RITA HAYWORTH...dynamic as never before...scaling new dramatic heights in her most exciting role!"

"Bewitchy !"

"I was true to one man once... and look what happened..."

"I didn't think I'd be true to a man again as long as I lived..."

"There NEVER was a woman like Gilda!"

"Anita Ellis (singing voice of Rita Hayworth)"

"She didn't know then what was happening to her. She didn't know then that what she heard was the door closing on her own cage. She hadn't been faithful to him when he was alive, but she was gonna be faithful to him now that he was dead."

"George J. Lewis - Huerta"

"Don Douglas - Thomas Langford"

"If I'd been a ranch, they would have named me "The Bar Nothing.""

"Ludwig Donath - German"

"Pardon me, but your husband is showing."

"Mark Roberts - Gabe Evans"

"Gerald Mohr - Capt. Delgado"

"Joe Sawyer - Casey"

"Steven Geray - Uncle Pio"

"Joseph Calleia - Det. Maurice Obregon"

"George Macready - Ballin Mundson"

"Glenn Ford - Johnny Farrell / Narrator"

"Maggie Smith - Reverend Mother"

"Richard Portnow - Willy"

"Robert Miranda - Joey"

"Bill Nunn - Lt. Eddie Souther"

"Harvey Keitel - Vince LaRocca"

"Mary Wickes - Sister Mary Lazarus"

"Wendy Makkena - Sister Mary Robert"

"Kathy Najimy - Sister Mary Patrick"

"Whoopi Goldberg - Deloris Van Cartier/Sister Mary Clarence"

"No Sex. No Booze. No Men. No Way."

"[in a casino, to a group of nuns all dressed in full habit] Brace yourself, sisters. Spread out and look for Mary Clarence. Try to blend in."

"[about Deloris] That is not a person you can hide, that is a conspicuous person designed to stick out."

"From what I hear, your singing career is almost non-existent and your married lover wants you dead. If you're fooling anybody, it is only yourself. God has brought you here - take the hint."