"Over five years ago, half of all life in the universe, including our own Midtown High, was wiped from existence. But then, eight months ago, a band of brave heroes brought us back. They called it the Blip. Those of us who blipped away came back the same age. But our classmates that didn't blip had grown five years older. [Jason Ionello: Yeah, like, my little brother is now older than me.] Yeah, it's math. And even though we had blipped away halfway through the school year, and had already taken midterms, the school made us start the whole year over from the beginning. [Jason Ionello: It's totally unfair. It's not right.] Tigers, it's been a long, dramatic, somewhat confusing road. As we draw this year to a close, it's time to move on to a new phase of our lives."

"You know, Susan Yang thinks you're a male escort. [Peter Parker: What?! No! Of course I'm not a male escort.] Well, then, you're Spider-Man."

"You got gifts, Parker, but you didn't wanna be here. [Peter Parker: Mr. Fury, I–] I'd love to have you in Berlin, too, but you've got to decide whether you're going to step up or not. Stark chose you. He made you an Avenger. I need that. The world needs that. Maybe Stark was wrong– was he? The choice is yours."

"IF YOU SAVED US, THEN WHY ARE WE ABOUT TO DIE?! [Ned & Betty: MJ!] [Happy Hogan: Stop it!] I'm sorry, okay?! I'm just– I'm obsessed with telling the truth even if it hurts other people's feelings!"

"[After shooting Ned in the neck with a tranquilizer gun] You're a very difficult person to contact, Spider-Man."

"The Elementals are here now, attacking the same coordinates. Our satellites confirm it."

"I used to know everything. Then I come back five years later, and now I know nothing. No intel, no team, and a high school kid is dodging my calls."

"Everywhere I go, I see his face. And the whole world is asking who's gonna be the next Iron Man. I don't know if that's me, Happy. I'm not Iron Man."

"You can't trick me anymore."

"I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation."

"You're not Iron Man. You're never gonna be Iron Man. Nobody could live up to Tony. Not even Tony. Tony was my best friend, and he was a mess. He second-guessed everything he did. He was all over the place. The one thing that he did that he didn't second-guess was picking you. I don't think Tony would've done what he did, if he didn't know that you were gonna be here after he was gone."

"I have a fake ID, and I've never even used it!"

"I've kept my identity pretty guarded these past couple of years. I've faced a lot of deception, and I'm tired of the lies. So it's time for the truth to be out there. Are you dating?"

"The world needs the next Iron Man."

"Look, Peter. I'm not here to judge your life choices, dude. If you wanna hook up with some random European chick on our school trip, that's on you. [Peter Parker: That's not what that was, honestly.] I can't pretend that I didn't see what I just saw. I know you're trying to get with MJ. It's obvious. But I like her, too."

"Take off your clothes. [Peter Parker: Excuse me?] You told Fury Spider-Man cannot be seen in Europe. So I made you this: another suit."

"Pray nothing crazy happens again. Because are the Avengers even like a thing anymore? Does anyone even have a plan?"

"Peter Billingsley as William Ginter Riva"

"Dawn Michelle King as E.D.I.T.H."

"For the next Tony Stark, I trust you. Say E.D.I.T.H."

"Toni Garrn as Seamstress"

"Numan Acar as Dimitri Smerdyakov"

"Jorge Lendeborg Jr. as Jason Ionello"

"[Last lines] Everybody back to work! Who's got my shoes?"

"Remy Hii as Brad Davis"

"Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a Star Wars reference."

"Ben Mendelsohn as Talos"

"[Peter Parker: MJ, I–] "–Am Spider-Man." [Peter Parker: What?] That's what you were gonna say, that you're Spider-Man."

"Jake Gyllenhaal as Quentin Beck / Mysterio"

"Tony Revolori as Eugene "Flash" Thompson"

"Marisa Tomei as May Parker"

"Angourie Rice as Betty Brant"

"Jacob Batalon as Ned Leeds"

"I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt! [The other kids shoot him a "WTF" expression.] We're sharing, right?"

"Sharon Blynn as Soren"

"[To MJ after she finds out Spider-Man's identity] So you know too. It's cool. Um, I mean, I've known first and I've known longer, but it's not a competition."

"Martin Starr as Roger Harrington"

"Zendaya as Michelle "MJ" Jones"

"Cobie Smulders as Maria Hill"

"Let's go. Where are your bags? Oh, right. They got blown up."

"as Nick Fury"

"Jon Favreau as Harold "Happy" Hogan"

"There you have it, folks: conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio, an interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet, and who will, no doubt, go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time! But that's not all, folks. Here's the real blockbuster! Brace yourselves, you might wanna sit down."

"It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves. But for what it's worth, Peter– I really am sorry."

"Tom Holland as Peter Parker / Spider-Man / Night Monkey"

"J. K. Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson"

"E.D.I.T.H. stands for "Even Dead, I'm the Hero." Tony loved his acronyms. [Peter Parker: Yeah, he did.]"

"J. B. Smoove as Julius Dell"

"Chris Pratt – Quill"

"Samuel L. Jackson – Director Fury"