First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"John Fiedler – Piglet"
"Ken Sansom – Rabbit"
"Nikita Hopkins – Roo"
"Peter Cullen – Eeyore"
"Jim Cummings – Tigger/Winnie the Pooh"
"Andre Stojka – Owl"
"Kath Soucie – Kanga"
"Lyle Lovett - Andy Bitkower"
"Buck Henry - Gordon Johnson"
"Jack Lemmon - Paul Finnigan"
"Huey Lewis - Vern Miller"
"Peter Gallagher - Stormy Weathers"
"Annie Ross - Tess Trainer"
"Charles Rocket - Wally Littleton"
"Lori Singer - Zoe Trainer"
"Tim Robbins - Gene Shepard"
"Lily Tomlin - Doreen Piggot"
"Tom Waits - Earl Piggot"
"Frances McDormand - Betty Weathers"
"Michael Beach - Jim Stone"
"Matthew Modine - Dr. Ralph Wyman"
"Anne Archer - Claire Kane"
"Julianne Moore - Marian Wyman"
"Fred Ward - Stuart Kane"
"From two American masters comes a movie like no other"
"Andie MacDowell - Ann Finnigan"
"Jennifer Jason Leigh - Lois Kaiser"
"Bruce Davison - Howard Finnigan"
"[talking on sex hotline] Oh! I can feel your balls up against my ass!"
"Don't you want me to lick your balls for you?"
"I hate L.A. All they do is snort coke and talk."
"Child: [walks in on his parents having sex] Silly daddy, sleeping on mommy."
"Short Cuts raises the roof on America."
"Chris Penn - Jerry Kaiser"
"Wouldn't it be a trip if Alex Trebek bought a nude painting of me?"
"Lili Taylor - Honey Piggot Bush"
"Robert Downey Jr. - Bill Bush"
"Madeleine Stowe - Sherri Shepard"
"Yaya DaCosta - Tanya"
"Annette Bening - Dr. Nicole 'Nic' Allgood"
"Julianne Moore - Jules Allgood"
"It's hard enough to open your heart in this world. Don't make it harder."
"Mark Ruffalo - Paul Hatfield"
"[to Laser] I wish you were gay, you'd be much more sensitive."
"I need to say something. It's no big secret your mom and I are in hell right now, and... Bottom line is, marriage is hard. Its really fucking hard. Just two people slogging through the shit, year after year, getting older, changing. Its a fucking marathon, okay? So, sometimes, you know, you're together so long, that you just... You stop seeing the other person. You just see weird projections of your own junk. Instead of talking to each other, you go off the rails and act grubby and make stupid choices, which is what I did. And I feel sick about it because I love you guys, and I love your mom, and that's the truth. Sometimes you hurt the ones you love the most. I don't know why. You know, if I read more Russian novels, then... I just wanted to say how sorry I am for what I did. I hope you'll forgive me eventually. Thank you."
"Mia Wasikowska - Joni Allgood"
"[to Jules] So, are you straight now?"
"Josh Hutcherson - Laser Allgood"
"Milt Kogan - Dr. Johnston"
"Laird Hamilton - Troy Cook"