"Dear Starbucks, in your attempt to manufacture culture out of fast food coffee you've been surprisingly successful for the most part. The part that isn't covered by 'the most part' sucks."

"All the men out here dress like children and the kids dress like superheroes."

"The thing about you kids is that you're all kind of insensitive. I'm glad I grew up when I did 'cause your parents were too perfect at parenting- all that baby Mozart and Dan Zanes songs; you're just so sincere and interested in things! There's a confidence in you guys that's horrifying. You're all ADD and carpal tunnel. You wouldn't know agoraphobia if it bit you in the ass, and it makes you mean. You say things to someone like me who's older and smarter with this light air... I'm freaked out by you kids. I hope I die before I end up meeting one of you in a job interview."

"It's the harder, more painful decision to stay free but that's what adulthood is."

"Michael Cullen - Mr. Volger"

"Enid Graham - Mrs. Volger"

"Flora Cross - Ingrid"

"Zane Pais - Claude"

"Jack Black - Malcolm"

"Jennifer Jason Leigh - Pauline"

"John Turturro - Jim"

"Ciarán Hinds - Dick Koosman"

"I have this theory. I think, historically, women have been held back in so many ways that when they get power like they do behind the wheel, they can't help but abuse it. It's akin to Hannah Arendt's Eichmann theory about prison guards and prisoners switching roles."

"Nicole Kidman - Margot"

"Halley Feiffer - Maisy Koosman"

"You like me so much more than you think you do."

"Seth Barrish - Toby"

"Dalip Tahil – Barron"

"Armaan Verma – Prateek Subramaniam"

"Arjun Rampal – Ra.One"

"Yes, angels do exist."

"Shah Rukh Khan – Shekhar Subramaniam and G.One"

"[To Mr. Barron] I am your creation! I can read, change or terminate your thinking."

"[while in Akaashi's form having viciously and mercilessly murdered Akaashi's mom] I don't like Chinese!"

"[yells at G.One] G.One, no touching!"

"Kareena Kapoor Khan – Sonia Subramaniam and an alternate form of Ra.One"

"[explaining to his son Prateek] If you join the forces of evil, its shadows shall never leave you."

"Bullets don't win you a battle, your heart does."

"A superhero is a superhero because of his heart, not because of muscles or metal parts."

"If you have goodwill in your heart, nothing can defeat you."

"One day is behind us, one day is after us... today, talk about today, today is with us."

"[To Sonia] Who says that you need something big to cause trouble... have you ever spent a night with a mosquito?"

"[To Prateek, before vanishing] Good people die... but their goodness always remains alive."