"Let me explain what I'm doing. This is not gonna be like other auditions. I'm looking for a strong chorus... people who can work together as a group - but I'm going to try to shake you up, see who you really are. We've got some small but important parts to be played by people in the chorus. Since I need great dancers, I can't expect you all to be great actors. So I don't want anybody to try to act. You understand? Just to be exactly who you are, which is just as important to me as how well you dance."

"Lisa Ann Walter as Chessy"

"Simon Kunz as Martin"

"Molly Mueller as the Lohan double"

"Polly Holliday as Marva Kulp, Sr."

"Lindsay Lohan as Hallie Parker and Annie James"

"Dennis Quaid as Nicholas "Nick" Parker"

"Natasha Richardson as Elizabeth "Liz" James"

"I couldn't catch a ball if it had Elmer's Glue on it. And wouldn't my father have to be this big ex-football hero. Well, he was so humiliated, he didn't know what to tell his friends, so he told them all I had Polio. On Father's Day, I used to limp for him."

"[after Sammy barks at Meredith] Good doggy."

"Tony Fields - Al DeLuca"

"Elaine Hendrix as Meredith Blake"

"I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea!"

"Mom's amazing, Dad. I don't know how you ever let her go. Oh, my."

"Sisters? Hallie, we're like twins."

"Tell me, what's Mom like?"

"Actually, yes. And actually, I'm not Hallie."

"[after finding out that the girls switched places] Can I hug her?"

"I would always try to find ways to kill myself, but then I realized to commit suicide in Buffalo is redundant."

"Audrey Landers - Val Clarke"

"[after Annie runs out after ranting at Nick in French] Don't look at me. I don't know a thing."

"Selena Gomez - Herself"

"Richard Thaler - Himself"

"Anthony Bourdain - Himself"

"Karen Gillan - Evie"

"Max Greenfield - Mortgage Broker"

"Billy Magnussen - Mortgage Broker"

"Byron Mann - Mr. Chau"

"Tracy Letts - Lawrence Fields"

"Jeffry Griffin - Chris"

"Margot Robbie - Herself"

"Jeremy Strong - Vinny Daniel"

"Adepero Oduye - Kathy Tao"

"Marisa Tomei - Cynthia Baum"

"Rafe Spall - Danny Moses"

"John Magaro - Charlie Geller"

"Finn Wittrock - Jamie Shipley"

"Hamish Linklater - Porter Collins"

"Melissa Leo - Georgia Hale"

"Stanley Wong - Ted Jiang"

"Cynthia Baum: The therapist called. You did it again!"

"Cynthia Baum: You're not a saint. Saints don't live on Park Avenue."

"Charlie Geller: Will you listen to me?! This, like, the end of capitalism! This is like the Dark Ages all over again!"

"Lawrence Fields: Get me my fucking money back, you motherfucker."

"I'm JACKED! I'M JACKED TO THE TITS!"

"[Looking at his bonus check of $47 million] So, I was right. I took a rash of shit for 2 years, but I was right and everyone was wrong. And, yeah, I got a big bonus for it. Sue me, you know? It's a lot of money, I know. I can feel you judging me. That's palpable. But, hey, I never said I was the hero of this story."

"Pub patron: [To Ben] Are you a drug dealer or a banker? Because if you're a banker, you can fuck right off!"

"Margot Robbie: [In a bubble bath with a glass of champagne] Basically, Lewis Ranieri's mortgage bonds were amazingly profitable for the big banks. They made billions and billions on their 2% fee they got for selling each of these bonds. But then, they started running out of mortgages to put in them. After all, there are only so many homes and so many people with good enough jobs to buy them, right? So, the banks started filling these bonds with riskier and riskier mortgages. [Butler pours more champagne into her glass] (Thank you, Benjamin) That way, they can keep that profit machine churning, alright? By the way, these risky mortgages are called "subprime." So, whenever you hear the word "subprime," think "shit." Our friend, Michael Burry, found out that these mortgage bonds that were supposedly 65% AAA, were actually just, mostly, full of shit, so now, he's going to "short" the bonds, which means "to bet against." Got it? Good...[Takes a sip of champagne] Now, fuck off."