"I knew there was going to be a bit of an uproar, but you know, I love Christmas, too. It’s a pro-Christmas film, but in order to get that point across, it sort of takes you through a waking nightmare. One of my biggest inspirations was A Christmas Carol, which is a ghost story, and a really scary nightmare if you think about it. It takes you through this nightmare in order to just reaffirm the true meaning of the holiday, and we really wanted to do something similar."

"Emjay Anthony — Max Engel"

"Linda: It's Christmas. Nothing bad is going to happen on Christmas!"

"Krista Stadler — Omi Engel"

"It started with the wind, on a cold night, much like this. It was almost Christmas, but this Christmas was darker, less cheerful. But I still believed in Santa, in magic and miracles, and the hope that we could find joy again. But our village had given up on miracles, and on each other. They had forgotten the spirit of Christmas, the sacrifice of giving. And my family was no different. I tried to help them to believe again, but we were no longer the loving family I remembered. They too had given up. And eventually, so did I. And for the first time, I didn't wish for a miracle. I wished for them to go away. A wish I would come to regret. And that night, in the darkness of a howling blizzard... I got my wish. I knew Saint Nicholas was not coming this year. Instead, it was a much darker, more ancient spirit. The shadow of Saint Nicholas. It was Krampus. And as he had for thousands of years, Krampus came not to reward, but to punish, not to give, but to take. He, and his helpers. I could only listen as they dragged my family into the underworld, knowing that I would be next. But Krampus didn't take me that night... He left me, as a reminder of what happens when hope is lost, when belief is forgotten... and the Christmas spirit dies."

"I'm old enough to know when life is coming at me with its pants down."

"Adam Scott — Tom Engel"

"You Better Watch Out."

"Dan Amboyer - Jake"

"Molly Gordon - Lauren Hesselberg"

"Cady Huffman - Gift shop clerk"

"Maxwell Simkins - Bo"

"Marisa Tomei - Emma"

"Blake Baumgartner - Madison"

"Timothée Chalamet - Charlie"

"Amanda Seyfried - Ruby"

"Olivia Wildie - Eleanor"

"Alex Borstein - Angie"

"June Squibb - Aunt Fishy"

"That feeling like you've landed in the wrong life. Everybody feels that way."

"All we'd have to figure out is how long we've been together. And... what your name is."

"John Goodman - Sam Cooper"

"Be thankful the holidays only come around once a year."

"Such a fuss, when everything we want is right in front of us the whole time..."

"Ah, the holidays. The most wonderful time of the year. And so, begins my tale. On the snowy morning of Christmas Eve, as Charlotte Cooper set out her 37th snow globe, trying to create the perfect Christmas for her family, she remembered a moment, she'd hoped she could hold on to forever..."

"Christmas means comfort, joy and chaos."

"Ed Helms - Hank"

"Diane Keaton - Charlotte Cooper"

"You can't regift family."

"Jake Lacy - Joe"

"Steve Martin - the Narrator/Rags the Dog"

"Anthony Mackie - Officer Percy Williams"

"Alan Arkin - Bucky"

"Kal Penn as Kumar Patel"

"Neil Patrick Harris as a fictionalized version of himself"

"Danny Trejo as Mr. Perez"

"John Cho as Harold Lee"

"[Upon being asked to go to a Christmas Eve party] No can do man. I have to stay here and smoke this weed, otherwise I won't get high."

"Uh, miss, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to let you rape my friend on Christmas Eve."

"Danneel Harris as Vanessa Fanning"

"[Adrian: Also, I told her you work for the White House.] Yeah, like anyone's gonna believe that."

"William Frawley - Charlie Halloran"

"Jerome Cowan - Dist. Atty. Thomas Mara"

"Philip Tonge - Julian Shellhammer"

"Porter Hall - Granville Sawyer"

"Koreans have killed his mother and now his tree. Christmas is ruined."

"Elias Koteas as Sergei Katsov"