Buddy Comedy Films

"Lynne Griffin - Pam Elsinore"

"Angus MacInnes - Jean "Rosie" LaRose"

"Paul Dooley - Uncle Claude"

"Brian McConnachie - Ted"

"Mel Blanc - voice of Father McKenzie"

"Tom Harvey - The Inspector"

"Douglas Campbell - Henry Green"

"Len Doncheff - Jack Hawkland"

"Chris Benson - Hospital Orderly"

"Sasha Barrese - Tracy Garner"

"Bryan Callen - Eddie Palermo"

"Cleo King - Officer Garden"

"Rob Riggle - Officer Franklin"

"Jernard Burks - Leonard"

"Mike Epps - Black Doug"

"Mike Tyson - Himself"

"Rachael Harris - Melissa"

"Ken Jeong - Leslie Chow"

"Jeffrey Tambor - Sid Garner"

"Heather Graham - Jade"

"Justin Bartha - Doug Billings"

"Zach Galifianakis - Alan Garner"

"Ed Helms - Dr. Stuart "Stu" Price"

"Bradley Cooper - Phil Wenneck"

"Well, technically, I'm an escort."

"You mess with the wrong guy."

"Easy, tiger!"

"Have you seen this man?"

"Where the hell is my tiger?"

"What happened last night?"

"I stole a police car?!"

"Am I missing a tooth?"

"Whose baby is this?"

"Some guys just can't handle Vegas"

"I'm gonna kill you."

"Rosario Dawson - Mariana"

"Christopher Walken - Hatcher"

"Seann William Scott - Travis"

"Dwayne Johnson - Beck"

"You're going to take me to O Gato do Diabo. [Cocks gun] And you're going to take me now."

"I'd offer you a beer, but I think you blew up my bar."

"I am not your enemy."

"(to Beck) The smiling fool."

"Oh, shit! [collapses dead]"

"That's a lot of cows."

"You're dead already. You just don't know it."

"I suppose now we have a conversation where you enlighten me. How many more of you are out there? Enlighten me. Where are the rest of your compadres? Enlighten me."

"I feel like a little boy who's lost his first tooth, put it under his pillow, waiting for the tooth-fairy to come. Only two evil burglars have crept in my window, and snatched it, before she could get here... Wait a second, do you understand the CONCEPT of the tooth-fairy? Explain it to them... Wait. She takes the god damned thing, and gives you a quarter. They've got my tooth. I want it back."

"Where you see Hell, I see a spellbinding sense of purpose. I see the value of keeping your eye on the ball. When a bride slips the ring on her finger, when a businessman lays his hands on a Rolex, when a rapper gets a shiny new tooth, this is that cost, Mr. Beck, my horror for their beauty, my Hell for their little slice of Heaven. Somebody's gotta keep his eye on the ball. That somebody is me, Mr. Beck. I am down here every day, keeping my eye on the ball. That's just a simple fact of life. And if you're bold enough to face that cold hard fact... you can make a lot of money."

"I WANNA GO HOME!!!"