"For many of us Germans, the exterminator is long overdue. But I have decided that you are worth saving. [...] You're a brave man. Braver than you think you are. One of these days there will be a need for brave civilians, had you thought of that? In the new Germany, if such a thing is allowed to exist, there will be a need for builders, for thinkers, for poets. I begin to see now what your job is to be. I will make this my final order to you. You will search out and contact all of these... "better people", you call them? And together you'll take on the responsibility that goes with survival."

"YOU!!! STOP!"

"And I will show you, where the Iron Crosses grow."

"Captain Stransky, you are the rest of my platoon."

"It's all an accident, an accident of hands. Mine, others, all without mind, from one extreme to another, but neither works nor will ever. Yet we stand here in the middle of no man's land. Me and you."

"I feel he thinks he is on some kind of special mission, that is, to achieve spiritual domination of his battalion, thereby symbolising the purity of the great German Wehrmacht itself, even when going down in defeat. If they're the last of us, Stransky and Steiner, then God help us!"

"On the Eastern Front in 1943 the German soldiers no longer had any ideals, they were not fighting for the stinking Party-but for their stinking lives!"

"The power of Peckinpah has never been so real... or so brilliant!"

"Men on the front lines of Hell"

"We're pulling back from the bridgehead in Kuban. No rear guards, not even Steiner's platoon. We're not retreating anywhere; we're running."

"Joanna Page – Just Judy"

"Julia Davis – Nancy the caterer"

"Rowan Atkinson – Rufus, jewellery salesman"

"Denise Richards – Carla, the real friendly one"

"Shannon Elizabeth – Harriet, the sexy one"

"Elisha Cuthbert – Carol-Anne, American Goddess"

"January Jones – Jeannie, American Angel"

"Ivana Milicevic – Stacey, American Dreamgirl"

"Billy Bob Thornton – The US President"

"Sienna Guillory – Jamie's Girlfriend"

"Martin Freeman – John"

"Kris Marshall – Colin Frissell"

"Rodrigo Santoro – Karl"

"Laura Linney – Sarah"

"Nina Sosanya – Annie"

"Keira Knightley – Juliet"

"Andrew Lincoln – Mark"

"Chiwetel Ejiofor – Peter"

"Heike Makatsch – Mia"

"Alan Rickman – Harry"

"Emma Thompson – Karen"

"Thomas Sangster – Sam"

"Liam Neeson – Daniel"

"Lúcia Moniz – Aurelia"

"Colin Firth – Jamie Bennett"

"Gregor Fisher – Joe"

"Bill Nighy – Billy Mack"

"Martine McCutcheon – Natalie"

"Hugh Grant – The Prime Minister"

"It's All About Love... Actually."

"All You Need Is Love"

"Very romantic. Very comedy."

"The ultimate romantic comedy."

"Coming soon actually."

"Judy: [to Jack] All I want for Christmas is you."

"[after fluffing up recording his song "Christmas is All Around" for the second time] Oh, fuck, wank, bugger, shitting, arse, head and hole!"

"Thank you, Ant or Dec."

"Oh. Hiya kids. Here is an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs..... Become a pop star, and they give you them for free!"

"We may be a small country, but we are a great one. A country of Shakespeare, Churchill, The Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter, David Beckham's right foot, David Beckham's left foot come to that..."