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"Lashana Lynch - Nomi"
"The mission that changes everything begins."
"[to Felix Leiter about Logan Ash] Where did you find The Book of Mormon?"
"I miss you. [to Vesper Lynd's tomb, where he burns a note asking her "Forgive Me"]"
"[after using his EMP watch to turn Cyclops' bionic eye into a makeshift grenade] I just showed someone your watch, Q. It really blew their mind."
"[repeated line]"
"Saving someone's life connects you to them forever, the same as taking it. They belong to you."
"Dali Benssalah - Primo / "Cyclops""
"[final words.] And now, we are both poisoned with heartbreak. Two heroes in a tragedy of our own making. Everyone we touch, we are their curse. A stroke to their cheek, a kiss would kill them instantly. Yes, Madeline. Yes, Mathilde. You made me do this, you see? This was your choice."
"Lisa-Dorah Sonnet - Mathilde"
"Rita Wilson - herself"
"Nicoleta Ciobanu - Babuska"
"Marcela Codrea - a Kuczek villager"
"Jason Woliner - a bystander in Australia"
"Manuel Vieru - Dr. Yamak (Gypsy Tears)"
"Miroslav Tolj - Nursultan Tulyakbay"
"Alin Popa - HueyLewis / Jeffrey Epstein Sagdiyev"
"Tom Hanks - himself"
"Ion Gheorghe - Bilak Sagdiyev"
"He's back, and he's not alone."
"Wear mask. Save live."
"Sacha Baron Cohen - Borat Margaret Sagdiyev"
"Maria Bakalova - Tutar Sagdiyev"
"Dani Popescu - Premier Nursultan Nazarbayev"
"Luca Nelu - a Kuczek villager"
"Nicolae Gheorghe - Biram Sagdiyev"
"This is the worst story that ever happened to any human being... or Jew."
"We use my iPhone 4's hotspot and steal password from assholes Uzbekistan."
"[Back in his village] Jak sie masz! Kazakhstan now feminist nation, like US&A and Saudi Arabia. Bride exports declared misogynist, so we now traffic grooms."
"[Being escorted out of CPAC] If you release me, I'll give you my klan robes!"
"Since I did not have money to buy a gun I went to the nearest synagogue to wait for the next mass shooting."
"My daddy is the smartest person in the whole flat world!"
"[entering the CPAC, dressed in a KKK-robe] I'm Stephen Miller. Sorry I'm late."
"[as his daughter is riding on the roof] Only men and bears are allowed inside car."
"[working in a gulag] Jak sie masz? My name-a Borat. My life is nice, NOT! But how I end up like this?"
"The vice premier was known to be such a pussy hound that he could not be left alone in a room with a woman."
"[voice-over] Finally the time had come to deliver my daughter to the vice pussy-grabber."
"I found a new book which only tells the truth. It's called Facebook. I learn so many facts there. Like, our nation's proudest moment, the Holocaust, never happened!"
"A legend returns."
"Donald Pleasence - General Klaus Kahlenberge"
"Joanna Pettet - Ulrike von Seidlitz-Gabler"
"Philippe Noiret - Inspector Morand"
"Charles Gray - General Herbert von Seidlitz-Gabler"
"Omar Sharif - Major (Lt. Colonel) Grau"
"Coral Browne - Eleonore von Seidlitz-Gabler"
"Peter O'Toole - General Wilhelm Tanz"
"Tom Courtenay - Lance Corporal Kurt Hartmann"
"[to Morand] I've always felt that even in war, gentlemen, though they may be on opposing sides, still have much in common. It was everyone's misfortune that Hitler was not a gentleman."
"A manhunt explodes with shock and excitement!"
"Charles Millot - Wionczek"