Black Comedy Films

"I owe you for the other night, monster faggot! So now we're gonna give you six new assholes. Compliments of me, Cigar Face!"

"Honest cops are all alike. A bunch of fuckin' faggots!"

"Charles Lee Jr. - Nipples"

"Harvey Berger - Edwin Swimper"

"Rebel, Rebel, Rebel High/Rebel, Rebel, Rebel High!"

"Unknown (uncredited) actress — Sally Chao"

"Unknown (uncredited) actress — The Guidance Counselor Ms. Simpson"

"Kevin Fenlon - Inspector Beane"

"Wayne Flemming - Norman Relic"

"Jacob Smith - Timmy Fimple, Christy’s younger brother"

"Jim Cummings - Ocula"

"Harry Shearer - Punch-It"

"Michael McKean - Insaniac/Troglokhan"

"Christopher Guest - Slamfist/Scratch-It"

"Bruce Dern - Link Static"

"Clint Walker - Nick Nitro"

"George Kennedy - Brick Bazooka"

"Jim Brown - Butch Meathook"

"Ernest Borgnine - Kip Killigan"

"Frank Langella - Archer"

"Tommy Lee Jones - Chip Hazard"

"Jackie Joseph - Wife"

"Rance Howard - Husband"

"Belinda Balaski - Neighbor"

"Julius Tennon - Toy World Supervisor"

"Archie Hahn - Satellite Dish Installer"

"Jonathan Bouck - Brad"

"Alexandra Wilson - Ms. Kegel"

"Denis Leary - Gil Mars"

"Robert Picardo - Ralph, Clean Room Technician"

"Wendy Schaal - Marion Fimple, Christy’s mother"

"Dick Miller - Joe"

"Ann Magnuson - Irene Abernathy, Alan’s mother"

"David Cross - Irwin Wayfair"

"Kevin Dunn - Stuart Abernathy, Alan’s father"

"Phil Hartman - Phil Fimple, Christy’s father (final film role)"

"Jay Mohr - Larry Benson"

"Gregory Smith - Alan Abernathy"

"Kirsten Dunst - Christy Fimple"

"We found out what it really takes to make a great toy, to make it stand out on the shelf. We learned how the joints of toys worked, all the mechanics that go into them. The whole thing was an education; and we helped to create a toy line that was extremely successful for Hasbro. In fact, ultimately, sales for the Small Soldiers toys out-performed the film."

"[from theatrical trailer] GloboTech Defense Systems. In a secret lab, the world's most advanced military microprocessor has been created. But the Cold War is over. For GloboTech to survive, new markets must be found. Now, all that power has been placed into the brain of a fighting machine unlike any known to man. They made it strong. They made it clever. They made it... small. They made... a mistake."

"The few, the proud, and the small."

"Big Action! Big Trouble! Big Movie! Small Soldiers!"

"Tara: God, you're such a good squeezer, Nancy."

"Danny DeVito – Narrator (voice)"

"Tracey Walter – Pharmacy Customer"

"Michelle Krusiec – Dr. Kang"

"Amber Valletta – Celine"

"Maya Rudolph – Nancy's co-worker Tara"

"Wallace Shawn – Herman"