"We were called and united by a common vision, which now has become a command you can't ignore. The four of us are here to prevent the apocalypse. Your family has been chosen to make a horrible decision. If you fail to choose, the world will end."

"Ben Aldridge — Andrew"

"Dave Bautista — Leonard"

"Save your family or save humanity. Make the choice."

"Rupert Grint — Redmond"

"You see, the four of us have a very important job to do. In fact, it might be the most important job in the history of the world."

"We're not here to hurt you. But you have to stay in the cabin with us."

"Meryl Streep - President Janie Orlean"

"Robert Joy - Congressman Tenant"

"Paul Guilfoyle - US Air Force Lieutenant General Stuart Themes"

"Cate Blanchett - Brie Evantee"

"Himesh Patel - Phillip Kaj"

"Scott Mescudi - DJ Chello"

"Melanie Lynskey - June Mindy"

"Ron Perlman - Colonel Benedict Drask"

"Timothée Chalamet - Yule"

"Ariana Grande - Riley Bina"

"Michael Chiklis - Dan Pawketty"

"Jonah Hill - Jason Orlean"

"Rob Morgan - Dr. Teddy Oglethorpe"

"Mark Rylance - Peter Isherwell"

"Peter Isherwell: [about the "Brontorocs", a newly-discovered flightless bird] Whatever you do, don't pet them..."

"Tyler Perry - Jack Bremmer"

"Jennifer Lawrence - Kate Dibiasky"

"Tomer Sisley - Adul Grelio"

"Leonardo DiCaprio - Dr. Randall Mindy"

"We really did have everything, didn't we? I mean, when you think about it."

"But I also want to give a prayer for stuff. There’s dope stuff, like material stuff, like sick apartments and watches, and cars, and clothes and shit that could all go away and I don’t wanna see that stuff go away. So I’m gonna say a prayer for that stuff. Amen."

"You guys, the truth is way more depressing. They are not even smart enough to be as evil as you're giving them credit for."

"Man... I timed this Molly perfectly."

"What' up, y'all? I'm the last man on Earth. Shit's all fucked up. Don't forget to like and subscribe. We out here."

"Yule: Dr. Mindy, can I be vulnerable in your car?"

"Yule: Dearest Father and Almighty Creator, we ask for Your grace tonight, despite our pride. Your forgiveness, despite our doubt. Most of all, Lord, we ask for Your love to soothe us through these dark times. May we face whatever is to come in Your divine will with courage and open hearts of acceptance. Amen."

"Benedict Drask: [screaming at approaching comet, trying to shoot it] You'll never take me alive!"

"Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done."

"Unless you assholes are taking me to the Batcave, fuck you for putting this hood on me."

"Richard Fitzpatrick as Major Kent"

"David Eisner as Chief of Staff Allan Campbell"

"Charles Martin Smith as Vice President John Mallory"

"Arnold Pinnock as Bruce Barnes"

"Brad Johnson as Rayford Steele"

"Jessica Steen as Carolyn Miller"

"Gordon Currie as Nicolae Carpathia"

"Louis Gossett Jr. as President Gerald Fitzhugh"

"Chelsea Noble as Chloe Steele"

"Kirk Cameron as Buck Williams"

"Chelsea Noble as Hattie Durham"

"If you're watching this, then you know by now a huge problem is heading our way. An emergency meeting is being called. Our usual place immediately. Free bagels."

"Save the moon, save Earth."