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"You jumpy, slippery bastard. I got you now."
"[About to fight Nuada] Don't worry. I'm not gonna kill him, Abe... but I am gonna kick his ass."
"Lucy, I'm home! [Referring to the Fragglewump dressed as an old lady]"
"Hey, I think we gotta lose the garbage truck. Sends out the wrong signal."
"[Laughs hysterically; referring to Tom Manning] Gas pocket. What an idiot."
"Glasshole."
"WHAT'S MY FLAW?!"
"You woke up the baby."
"A forest god, eh? I'm gonna get me Big Baby."
"Open wide!"
"Sharon, it's just a drug. You're in pain, instead of doing heroin, you're doing God."
"Brendan Fraser - Alvin, Simon and Theodore"
"Austin Michael Scott - McLover"
"Noah Harpster - Seth"
"Devin Crittenden - Paulie Bleeker"
"Johnny Rock - Male Enchanted Princess"
"Gerrard Fachinni - Iron Man"
"Walter Harris - Hancock"
"Roland Kickinger - The Incredible Hulk"
"Jacob Tolano Wood - Bruce Banner"
"Jonas Neal - Justin Timberlake"
"Yoshio Iizuka - Kung Fu Panda"
"Jared S. Eddo - Speed Racer"
"Christopher Johnson - Michael Jackson"
"Abe Spigner - Flavor Flav"
"John Di Domenico - Dr. Phil/The Guru Shitka"
"Jason Boegh - Carrie Bradshaw"
"Nick Steele - Underwear Model"
"Tad Hilgenbrink - Prince Edwin"
"Tony Cox - Indiana Jones"
"Carmen Electra - Beautiful Assassin"
"Ike Barinholtz - Policeman/Wolf/Anton Chigurh/Hellboy/Batman/Beowulf/Prince Caspian"
"Kim Kardashian - Lisa"
"Gary "G Thang" Johnson - Calvin"
"Crista Flanagan - Juney/Hannah Montana"
"Nicole Parker - Enchanted Princess/Amy Winehouse/Jessica Simpson"
"Vanessa Minnillo - Amy"
"Matt Lanter - Will"
"The End Is Coming, August 29"
"Prepare to die... laughing."
"Destroying the summer... one movie at a time."
"Mother !@#?*% Nature."
"Your favorite movies are going to be destroyed."
"Al Gore was right."
"Better get off quick."
"Not another shallow Hollywood movie."
"Sharon, don't you understand what's going on? The world's a disaster. We have no power to make it better. You hate your job; you hate your life; but you want to feel special. Instead of letting me do that, you're rushing off to something that's not even there."
"Sam Jaffe - Prof. Jacob Barnhardt"
"Lock Martin - Gort"
"Frances Bavier - Mrs. Barley"