"I have saved a fucking gorilla today, I also talked a very special idiot out of willing himself dead, and now, just because I'm too hairy in some places and too bald in other places, you can't find it in your putrid little heart to want to get to know me sexually? [Laughs sarcastically] What's wrong with me? What is wrong with you? I am magical!"

"Stop it, Zouzou. You're suppose to be a watch dog, not a kiss dog! [laughs]"

"Hello, anybody, hello?"

"Hey hoo cha, birdie bird wa, stinky dinky dinky dinky doo, yeah!!!"

"[laughing] Yeah."

"That's the magic of meat!"

"(in-credits:) Uh, yeah... okay."

"Okay. I think it's just officially got to the point where it can't get any weirder."

"Please tell me we go home alone with her?"

"Sometimes change is good. Having a new teacher turned out to be a lot of fun."

"Everybody who loves Tea Party Land, say "I"! I! Okay, who's up for a crumpet?"

"I'm stuck in a tree!"

"Yup, yup! Let us swim to freedom!"

"Never mind, I can't wait."

"Yeah. This is nice."

"Riley, run!"

"Welcome to Taco Shack. May I take your order?"

"Ba-a-la-la-la-la."

"Bravo, Batman. Checkmate. Shall we play again?"

"P2, going down."

"I love you too, son. This message will self-destruct in 3...2...1..."

"A great run. And until we meet again boys and girls, know that wherever evil lurks in all its myriad forms, I'll be there with the hammers of justice to fight for decency, and defend the innocent. Goodnight."

"Yeah, Junior Justice League. Team division."

"We got the coolest clubhouse."

"Mini-muffin?"

"Fine, but don't blame me if dinner is late! I'd like to see you cook a meal in your arms where your legs should be! Maybe I'll go on the Goraldo Show, he'll believe me about the aliens! I can't find my tush!"

"Where shall I begin?"

"You wanted to know how history will remember the Avengers, Iron Man? Well, here's your answer."

"Well, I think you all look perfect."

"Chapter one: how I got my very first pair of glasses…"

"I am the dirt under your nails, cupcake. Nothing's gonna clean me out."

"We Animal Mechanical can!"

"Mechana can we do it?"

"I am... I... I think as we are very tired, we should go down to the pond for a drink. Then we'll go back to our nests and burrows and sleep. We can explore our big new park tomorrow. And then we will plan how to live together in perfect peace and harmony. In the true spirits of Farthing Wood."

"Trust me. There's something magical about you too."

"Oh no. It's started. [screaming]"

"That's right, be afraid! Be very afraid! And tell all your cold-blooded friends there's plenty more where that came from!"