"[Objecting at a meeting of flag officers regarding Dodge's command] There is physical evidence that, as an ensign, he did become so physically intoxicated that he not only allowed himself to be tattooed, but tattooed on his genitalia. Now, call me a prude if you want, but I don't think it's good policy for the Navy to hand over a billion-dollar piece of equipment to a man who has "Welcome Aboard" tattooed on his penis!"

"[After the Stingray's overhaul] Well done, guys. She may not be the youngest girl at the ball... but she'll turn a head or two. If she drives as well as she looks, we may even survive!"

"How do they solve a mystery when they don't have a clue?"

"Bill Roberts (archival recordings) — Michigan J. Frog (uncredited)"

"Paul Julian (archival recordings) — The Road Runner (uncredited)"

"Mel Blanc (archival recordings) — Gremlin Car"

"Danny Mann — Robo Dog, Spy Car"

"Brendan Fraser — Tasmanian Devil and Tasmanian She-Devil"

"Frank Welker — Scooby-Doo"

"Casey Kasem — Shaggy"

"Bob Bergen — Porky Pig"

"June Foray — Granny"

"Bruce Lanoil — Pepé le Pew"

"Eric Goldberg — Tweety Bird, Speedy Gonzales and Marvin the Martian"

"Billy West — Elmer Fudd and Dr. Lorre"

"Jeff Glen Bennett — Foghorn Leghorn, Yosemite Sam and Nasty Canasta"

"Joe Alaskey — Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Sylvester, Beaky Buzzard and Mama Bear"

"Ron Perlman — Acme VP, Never Learning"

"Mark Lawrence — Acme VP, Stating the Obvious"

"Michael Jordan — Himself"

"Kevin McCarthy — Dr. Miles Bennell"

"Jeff Gordon — Himself"

"Matthew Lillard — Himself"

"Dan Stanton — Mr. Warner's Brother"

"Don Stanton — Mr. Warner"

"Heather Locklear — Dusty Tails"

"Bill Goldberg — Bob Smith"