"[on the phone, furious with Max when he accidentally destroys the house with the drone] Cannot believe I trusted you! I explicitly told you, do not touch the drone!"

"Brady Noon – Thor"

"Jacob Tremblay – Max Newman"

"Keith L. Williams – Lucas"

"Will Forte – Mr. Newman (Max's Dad)"

"You can't kiss someone without their permission. Remember from assembly?"

"Oh, my God, I just killed a man!"

"Please be nice to your sister, help your mom, and do not touch the drone."

"Midori Francis – Lily"

"I'm two weeks in the sixth grade, I'm already a social piranha."

"Sam Richardson – Officer Sacks"

"Izaac Wang – Soren"

"Millie Davis – Brixlee"

"Enid-Raye Adams – Thor's Mom"

"Remember the porn from earlier? The guy didn't even know how to kiss, he was just licking that woman's asshole."

"I'm into romance and grown-up shit. And you guys are still into little kid stuff. I don't even know why we're still friends."

"You guys don't understand shit. I have hormones flowing through my body making me do crazy things! Do you even know what it feels like to want to rub up against a tree all the time?"

"I don't want to get a divorce from you."

"[picks up a flowerpot and smashes onto to the ground] We say there was a break-in. They trashed the place and took the drone. [Max: That's the most stupid fucking idea I've ever heard!]"

"Bean Bag Boys only."

"Ooh, you want to see Brixlee, don't you?"

"We're gonna ditch school and get a new drone."

"[shocked in horror when the drone gets hit and destroyed by a school bus] FUCK!!!!!"

"[aiming a paintball it at Benji; savagely] Bitch! Now who's the baby?! If I don't get those drugs, I'm gonna be grounded, and then I'll never get to kiss Brixlee! You sell drugs. We came here to buy them. So now you're gonna sell us the drugs. DO NOT TEST ME!"

"I've had sex before, but I've never kissed a girl."

"[to Thor] Go sip a beer, Sippy Cup."

"Mariessa Portelance – Mrs. Newman (Max's Mom)"

"Josh Caras – Benji"

"Michaela Watkins – Saleswoman"

"This is Max from earlier. Meet us at the playground across from John Adams, tomorrow at 7:40 AM. Bring the drone, and don't fuck with the Bean Bag Boys."

"Are you mocking me?! ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!"

"Lina Renna – Annabelle"

"We're making a citzen's arrest! You're both under arrest! Get on the ground!"

"Those girls are lucky I didn't kick their asses."

"[trying to open the bottle of chewable vitamins] Fucking childproof bullshit!"

"John DiMaggio as Rico"

"as Poof / Timmy (animated voice)"

"as Foop (animated voice)"

"as Maid Marian"

"as Dr. Flemmish"

"as Crazy Guy"

"as Mrs. Mulligan"

"as Wanda (animated voice)"