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April 10, 2026
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"Danny Aiello - Phil Cantone"
"Della Reese - Vera"
"Berlinda Tolbert - Annie"
"Stan Shaw - Jack Jenkins"
"Vic Polizos - Richie Vento"
"Arsenio Hall - Reggie"
"Charlie Murphy - Jimmy"
"Robin Harris - Romeo"
"Eddie Murphy - Vernest "Quick" Brown"
"Don Familton - Referee"
"Richard Pryor - Sugar Ray"
"Redd Foxx - Bennie Wilson"
"They're up to something big."
"Lela Rochon - Sunshine"
"Frances Fisher - Jessica Pond"
"Penn Jillette - Big Stoop"
"Isabella Rossellini - Madeleine Regency"
"Ryan O'Neal - Tim Madden"
"Lawrence Tierney - Dougy Madden"
"John Bedford Lloyd - Wardley Meeks III"
"Debra Sandlund - Patty Lareine"
"I am all wrong for this kind of imbroglio!"
"Your knife... is in... my dog."
"Wings Hauser - Luther Regency"
"Mr. Regency and I make out five times a night. That's why I call him Mr. Five!"
"A story of how dangerous love can be."
"Madden, take it in the mouth or you'll die. Will you take my pride and joy into your mouth?"
"A love story shadowed by murder. A comedy laced with horror."
"Sammy Sosa - Himself"
"A. Delon Ellis Jr. - Miles Pennfield II"
"Michael Perkins - Kofi Evans"
"Julian Griffith - Jefferson Albert Tibbs"
"Keanu Reeves - Conor O'Neill"
"D. B. Sweeney - Matt Hyland"
"Michael B. Jordan - Jamal"
"Kofi and G-Baby's mother: Miss Wilkes said she had a good feeling about you. Connor: Miss Wilkes said that?"
"Jefferson: Coach Connor, you're not really trying to get Mrs. Wilkes, are you? Connor: No. Ray Ray: Good. 'Cause I already tried and she ain't havin' it. Andre: Yeah, me too."
"Diane Lane - Elizabeth Wilkes"
"John Hawkes - Ticky Tobin"
"Bryan C. Hearne - Andre Ray Peetes"
"In a place where all bets are off, he's got nothing to lose."
"Kristopher Lofton - Clarence"
"You suck... just like my girlfriend."
"Nobody can kick my own ass better than I can!"
"It was booty. That girl Meg was dumb. Thinkin' her father comin' back from whenever. That's stupid to believe in. That girl and her mom are both trippin'. Cuz where I'm from, don't nobody's father come back."
"The most important thing in life is showing up"
"What? Since you can't talk shit, you got nothing to say?"
"Good morning. Um, Gerius was on the Kekambas baseball team that I coach. Honestly he, uh, he was too young to play. But he wanted to be a part of the team so badly, I couldn't say no. He had a great smile too though I'm not telling anything you don't know. He was a really tough guy. Just a boy who really, uh, wanted to be around his older brother. The other day we played a really important game against a good team. And two outs in the last inning, I had no choice but to let Gerius bat. He was fearless as he stepped up to the plate. I was terrified for him. With two strikes and our hopes dingiling, he hit a shot down the first base line. We won the game. And watching him raise his arms in triumph as he ran to first base, I swear I was lifted in that moment to a better place. I swear he, uh, he lifted the world in that moment. He made me a better person, even if just for that moment. I am, uh, forever grateful to Gerius for that."
"Hey! Can we cool it with the bitches?"
"I love it when you call me big poppa!"