"Ugh... This place is freaky... but we don't have a choice, Mario! We've gotta get in there and save Peach before this gets out of hand! C'mon, Mario!"

"Wow! That was KILLER! I totally never would've guessed I'd get to do THAT!"

"We're finally here, Mario! Let's hurry up and find the Poshley Sanctum that the professor was talking about!"

"What IS that gross thing? ...No! Mario, look! It's got the other passengers!"

"Wow! The Excess Express! This is soooo totally luxurious! The three days to Poshley Heights are just gonna fly by! Omigosh, I'm so PSYCHED!"

"That's...sniff...the saddest tale I've ever heard in my life. No wonder..."

"Yay! We did it, Mario! We won't have to worry about THAT guy for a while!"

"Eeeek! Mario!!!"

"Wow, are you kidding me? What a total pushover. Well, we got the Crystal Star, so let's get out of here."

"THIS is the monster the mayor was talking about?!? You gotta be kidding me!"

"Huh? The gatekeeper's gone... No, not gone! He turned into a pig! Well, not to be insensitive, but that works out for us. We can just cruise through!"

"Oh, the bell rang, Mario! That means someone's gonna... Whew... At least it's not me this time."

"What?!? What?!? What?!? Omigosh, WHAT'S going on?!?"

"There's the fourth Crystal Star. We're gonna have to show Professor Frankly again. It's OK, we have to let him know what Princess Peach wrote in her e-mail anyway..."

"What?!? They wanna rule the world? That does NOT sound like a friendly plan!"

"Mario! Hear that noise! That's totally an e-mail from Princess Peach!"

"OK, Mario, I've had just about enough of this guy's yapping! Let's take him down!"

"Whoa! Grubba got huge!"

"Using a Crystal Star to look good? You're so totally vain! You're gonna pay for that!"

"Look, Mario! Up there! The real Crystal Star!"

"C'mon, Mario! We can't let that jerk get away!"

"Quiet, you total scumbag! You sucked the life out of poor King K and Bandy Andy!"

"Whoa! A machine under the ring using a Crystal Star? These are the blueprints! I don't know much about that technical stuff, but I think the Crystal Star powers it! IF this document's accurate, then the machine can suck the power out of people! ...Do you think that King K and Bandy Andy had been, like... drained?"

"There's something! You think that's the paper Grubba had? Let's take a peek, huh?"

"Looks like he's gone... Didn't he say something about his desk drawer?"

"That's GRUBBA! You think he could've made all those fighters disappear?"

"This is the air duct, right? Where does it lead to?"

"So YOU'RE the jerk that's been sending us mean e-mails about the Crystal Stars!"

"What? What are you saying? Don't tell me it was YOU who got that security guard to lock us up!"

"OK, Mario, this is it! A match with the champ! Let's destroy this guy!"

"Wow, looks like we actually made it! And listen to those cheers, Mario! They love you! C'mon, let's go put this oversized rooster in his place, huh?!"

"That... was maybe the grossest thing I've ever done. Uh-huh. But let's get to the fight!"

"Shoot! This one won't budge either! This stinks!"

"I already tried that, Mario! It's locked!"

"Mario, if we don't do something soon, we're gonna forfeit that match! We gotta get out of here!"

"Omigosh! Omigosh! Mario! It's locked! The door's locked! We're totally trapped!"