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"Everybody dies. Some of us peacefully and in our sleep, and some of us... horribly. And that's life."
"[Torching the monkey with a flamethrower] Who's smiling now, you infernal son of a whore?"
"Open up, it's the motherfuckin' police!"
"[Seeing his father and uncle as kids] You're fucking twins?"
"I'm one of those kids that can only go poo in a house."
"[Repeated line] Shit, man, that sucks."
"Everybody dies. And that's fucked up."
"The monkey that likes killing our family ...it's back."
"A New Trip from Osgood Perkins."
"The Monkey is the new trip from writer/director Osgood Perkins. Based on the short story by Stephen King and produced by James Wan. It is a film chock-full of bloody violence and death. All of these deaths are outrageously gory and thoroughly gratuitous. And while some are deserved, others are a case of "wrong place, wrong time". It's like life in that regard. Instruments of death in this feature film include (but not limited to): a harpoon gun, a shotgun, a bowling ball, a Japanese knife, a swimming pool, a surfboard, a lawnmower, and a stampede of wild horses. The hard truth is that everybody dies, and that's fucked up. But at least now you can enjoy death with your friends and loved ones in the comfort of your favorite movie theater this February."
"Theo James - identical twins Hal and Bill Shelburn"
"Tatiana Maslany - Lois Shelburn, Hal and Bill's mother"
"Colin O'Brien - Petey Shelburn, Hal's son"
"Rohan Campbell - Ricky, a local thrasher"
"Sarah Levy - Ida Zimmer, Hal and Bill's aunt"
"Adam Scott - Captain Petey Shelburn, Hal's absent father"
"Elijah Wood - Ted Hammerman, the new husband of Hal's ex-wife"
"Osgood Perkins - Chip Zimmer, Lois' older brother and Hal and Bill's uncle"
"Tess Degenstein - Barbara, a real estate agent"
"Bronco Henry told me that a man was made by patience in the odds against him."
"Alice Englert - Buster"
"Maeson Stone Skuggedal - Edward Nappo's son"
"Adam Beach - Edward Nappo"
"Sean Keenan - Sven"
"Cohen Holloway - Bobby"
"Alistair Sewell - Jock"
"Alison Bruce - Governor Edward's wife"
"Peter Carroll - Old Gent Burbank"
"Frances Conroy - Old Lady Burbank"
"Keith Carradine - Governor Edward"
"Genevieve Lemon - Mrs. Lewis"
"Thomasin McKenzie - Lola"
"Kodi Smit-McPhee - Peter Gordon"
"Jesse Plemons - George Burbank"
"Kirsten Dunst - Rose Gordon"
"Benedict Cumberbatch - Phil Burbank"
"A story of love, hurt, and loneliness."
"What it means to be a man."
"[reading from Psalms] "Deliver my soul from the sword. My darling from the power of the dog.""
"When my father passed, I wanted nothing more than my mother's happiness. For what kind of man would I be if I did not help my mother? If I did not save her?"
"[looking at some paper flowers] Well, well. Ain't them purdy? I wonder, what little lady made these?"
"[toasting] So, to us brothers, Romulus and Remus, and the wolf who raised us. Bronco Henry. El Lupo."
"[amused, to Rose] You didn't play? Sure did practice a terrible lot. She wouldn't think there was that much difference between a cinema pit and a dinner party."