2000s English Language Films

"Chazz's mom: Chazz, there's someone here to see you! And pick up your fucking skateboard!"

"Grandma: He was a doll! The wife, though, Eleanor, big dyke. Huge dyke. A real rug muncher. Looked like a big lesbian mule."

"Husband: Yeah, that's right, go comatose for me, baby!"

"Wife: You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"

"You're coming with!"

"(Upon finding out that Jeremy is getting married) What?! What an idiot! What a loser! Good! Good! More for me and you!"

"Dude died in a hang gliding accident. What an idiot! Ha ha. "A-a-ah! I'm hang-gliding, honey! Take a good picture! I'm dead!" What a freak!"

"It's like fishing with dynamite."

"Come on in for the real thing."

"Ma! The meatloaf! Fuck!"

"What is she doing? I never know what she is doing back there."

"Hey, Ma! The meatloaf! We want it now! The meatloaf!"

"Hey, Ma! Can we get some meatloaf?!"

"I'm just living the dream."

"God darn you! I almost nun-chucked you. You don't even realize!"

"What the fuck do you want?"

"Jeremy tried to seduce me!"

"We had a moment at the dinner table."

"Let's play tummy sticks."

"I'll pop out at the right moment!"

"I'll be in my room painting homo things."

"Would that make you love me?!"

"I made you a painting ... I call the painting 'Celebration'(shows painting). It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it."

"Death, you are my Bitch Lover!"

"Sailor! Good Man."

"[about Todd] Oh, he says he believes in art, but all I've seen him do is dribble his own blood on a canvas and smear it around with a stick!"

"Nature versus nurture, Lodge. Nature always wins."

"Todd, that's good! Tell that mean ocean!"

"Now Todd, it wouldn't kill ya to play some competitive sports, once in a while, would it?"

"You know, she's not just another notch on your belt."

"Well, the guy wants to run for president, he thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease."

"Daiquiris."

"That's what we call a sack lunch! Num-num-num-num-num!"

"Are you ready to have the noise brought on you?"

"Crab cakes and football, that's what Maryland does!"

"I hope you flip your bike over and knock out your two front teeth, you selfish son-of-a-bitch!"

"I felt like Jodie Foster in 'The Accused'"

"This is the real world, lady! You can't just go shooting people on a whim!"

"I mean, I had an imaginary friend when I was a kid and his name was Shiloh. We used to play checkers with each other every day and bless his heart, Shiloh'd always let me win!"

"You motor-boating son of a bitch, you old sailor you!"

"I'm a cocksman!"

"Proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me."

"Give me a break! That was my first Asian!"

"Yeah that, or it could have been the midnight rape, or the nude gay art show that took place in my room last night."

"The painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me."

"Lock it up!"

"It feels so good when he jokes."

"I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding, neither are you. And you want to know what? I dig it."

"I was first-team All-State. I can put the ball wherever I want to. I'll make it rain out here."

"I'm a little too traumatized to enjoy a scone right now."