"(Referring to a battle with werewolves created from William) I saw what you did out there. Very brave for a human. Have you come across them before?"

"(About his collar) Not if I can remove this. (Shows her a key) I made it myself, this will be my freedom."

"(Voiceover, Opening Narration): Two Decades had passed since the creation of both species. The War had begun. Viktor increased his Army, creating a Legion of Vampires to protect them from the very first Clan of Werewolves: A Vicious and Infectious Breed, unable to take Human Form ever again... Until 'He' was born. Lucian. And although every Fiber of Viktor's Soul warned him to slay this child, he did not. Over the years this child grew, he possessed a strength and focus that the ones before him did not. Viktor would use Lucian's infectious blood to his benefit, taking advantage of the Child's thirst, pitting it against him as he was forced to feed off Humans: Viktor's Slaves. Instead, he created a new race of Immortals, Lycans: Werewolf, but also Human. Unlike the others, this new breed could be harnessed, inslaved to guard them in the daylight hours of their Masters... Or so Viktor thought... So very long ago..."

"Were you not afraid of them?"

"William Lee Scott as Carl"

"Michelle Krusiec as Cindy "Ching-Chong""

"Shia LaBeouf as Lewis"

"Bob Saget and Julia Duffy as Walter and Mrs. Matthews"

"Elden Henson as Turk"

"Josh Braaten as Toby"

"Mimi Rogers as Mrs. Dunne"

"Luis Guzman as Ray the Janitor"

"Eugene Levy as Principal Collins"

"Teal Redmann as Terri"

"Rachel Nichols as Jessica Matthews"

"Cheri Oteri as Ms. Heller"

"Before the first movie, there was high school. They missed the bus."

"The evolution of dumb."

"Go back to school with everyone's favourite dimwits."

"Women In Museum: The daddy polar bear was shot by hunter...just like your father!"

"Ms. Heller: I'm Ms. Heller the lunch lady...oh, damn! I mean your new teacher! ...Yeah!"

"Derek Richardson as Harry Dunne"

"Then she said something about something."

"I changed for dinner, I always change when I eat, except for breakfast and spazz meal."

"[thinking] Wow! She's actually making me feel hot. [is shown to be sitting on a heater] I didn't think the first time would hurt so much... [Out loud] ESPECIALLY IN THE ASS!"

"Eric Christian Olsen as Lloyd Christmas"

"Lin Shaye as Margie"

"Good one Captain Rob, he does look like a you-know-what!"

"So, did you give him some yet? You know some!"

"Man you got some serious self issues to work out my pudgy-ugly little friend."

"[after seeing chocolate stains all over Harry] Harry, why are you covered in poo?"

"There's only one way to settle this...make out contest."

"Next time Turks handing out wedgies...your not going to get one! Na uh! Were done pal, finito, the end...Auf wiener schnitzel...Mozeltov!"

"Timothy Stack as Doctor"

"Brian Posehn as Convenience Store Clerk"

"Katt Williams as Neighbor (Uncredited)"

"Julie and Shawnie Costello as the Felcher twins"

"You're it!"

"Joe Lo Truglio - Frankie"

"Emma Stone - Jules"

"Martha MacIsaac - Becca"

"Kevin Corrigan - Mark"

"Michael Cera - Evan"

"Christopher Mintz-Plasse - Fogell (a.k.a. "McLovin")"

"Jonah Hill - Seth"

"Bill Hader - Officer Slater"