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April 10, 2026
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"Relax, Bertha. You know why Miss Shannon wants you to do homework."
"I've always wanted to be a rock star!"
"Miss Shannon! I don't feel so good."
"But Lydia, I think you should try out for the part of Juliette."
"You're getting dangerous, kid!"
"Uh, does this mean we'll be closing the play?"
"That's not funny, Claire."
"What do you mean the library's closed?"
"Cross the river bridge, mate."
"Arrrr! Look who what we've got, Ed."
"Ba dum-bum!"
"Can I huh? Can I Can I Can I?"
"Hey. Beetlejuice spelled backwards is Eciujelteeb!"
"What is your name? Answer me!"
"Huh! Is my name Lipscum spelled backwards Mucspil?"
"What is your favourite color? Tell me!"
"Hey Beetlejuice! Your burgers are so bad, they oughta be spanked!"
"Hey, what happened?! I hope it was funny! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"
"Food fight!"
"Whoa! That's the hottest cold I've ever seen!"
"Okay, boys and girls, are we ready for some jokes?"
"Hey, kids! Are we gonna have some fun?"
"It is 'azar-dous to your 'ealth."
"Are you Beeeeetlejuice?"