"[to Shirley] Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!"

"Daniel Kellie - Young Bernadette"

"Leighton Picken - Young Adam"

"Ken Radley - Frank"

"[to Felicia] It's funny. We all sit around mindlessly slagging off that vile stink-hole of a city. But in its own strange way, it takes care of us. I don't know if that ugly wall of suburbia's been put there to stop them getting in, or us getting out. Come on. Don't let it drag you down. Let it toughen you up. I can only fight because I've learnt to. Being a man one day and a woman the next isn't an easy thing to do."

"Aargh! [Jeff jumps and rushes back to his room.]"

"Donna Halloran"

"Cassandra Halloran"

"Cameron Lewis"

"Caitlin Mollica"

"Madeleine Hurley"

"Shanna Curry"

"Kristen Knox"

"Bradley Benson"

"Amy Dunbar"

"Jessica Halloran"

"Murray Cook - Murray Wiggle"

"I'm Murray."

"And I'm Anthony. And OK guys. Get ready. We need your help. We need to everyone to dance and sing along with us. It's Wiggle Time!"

"Test 3 : What 693,748÷63?"

"Clare Field"

"Sophie Hendrix"

"Mic Conway - Jimbo the Juggler"

"Quack Quack: ( music starts )"

"Norry Constantian - Cecil the Magic Club President"

"Hello, everybody. Hi! Hello and welcome to the show today. It's great to see you all here. We're the Wiggles. I'm Greg."

"Underneath the water we can play, swimming and diving the octopus way. Everybody, come along with me, we're going to take a trip down beneath the sea."

"Jeff Fatt - Henry the Octopus (voice)"

"Dale Burridge - Roland the Remarkable"

"Joanne Samuel - Mrs. Rosemary Bingle"

"[comes out and wearing a red skivvy] Nope! No Dorothy!"

"I can't see anybody."

"[carrying presents on his head, on his shoes and under his tentacles.] Zee ya, Big Band. I'm off to Dorothy's party! [spins around]"

"Paul Paddick and Paul Field - Wags the Dog (cirus scene)"

"Hey, Wiggles, keep a look out for Dorothy. We need her for the surprise party tonight. It's our last hope! I think."

"Rock-A-Bye Your Bear: ( music starts )"

"Let's go find Dorothy!"

"[comes out and wearing a purple skivvy] No sign of the birthday girl."

"LET'S EAT!"

"Aargh! [Anthony jumps and rushes to his room.]"

"Keep quacking!"

"Let's all quack together!"

"[comes out and wearing a blue skivvy] Nope! Not in there!"

"Don't tell me you're thinking of entering the competition tonight. Wally, the competition is for real magicians. You needn't worry. I'll take good care of Waldo's wand after I win. You can come and watch if you like. But, Wally... Wally. [Wally moves in closer] Take a tip. Don't embarrass yourself by trying to perform tonight. After all, I am Roland the Remarkable and you are... well... you."

"Aargh! [Greg jumps and rushes back to his room.]"

"Test 4 : What the password?"

"Mrs. Bingle, don't blow that whistle!"

"Donna Halloran - Henry the Octopus (body)"