"[confessing to Hallie] I’m not a rock climber. The only thing I’ve ever actually climbed in my life were stairs. And I’m not a bungee jumper. And the only thing I know about karate is what I saw in the Jackie Chan movies."

"[repeated line] What about the dance?"

"[Hallie and Duncan are crawling on the floor of the movie theater to loose the Secret Service] Oh. This isn’t sanitary. Do you have, like, a Wet Nap on you or anything?"

"Elisabeth Harnois as Hallie Richmond"

"I may be pregnant with the next Jewish-Italian Messiah!"

"Winona Ryder - Charlotte Flax"

"Will Friedle as Duncan Fletcher"

"Suzanne Barnes – Mrs. Wheeler"

"Michael Flynn – Mr. Wheeler"

"Ethan Glazer – Andrew Wheeler"

"Michael Peterson – Henry"

"Travis Wester – Chad"

"Kylee Cochran – Allison Robbins"

"Robert Englund – Crazy Man Cooper"

"Matthew Ness – Fish"

"Chauncey Leopardi – Charlie Parker"

"And you're nothing but a bunch of good for nothin', SPAM for brains, two time losing, low rent hoods!"

"Kyle Howard – Gunther Wheeler"

"Matthew Best – Gus"

"Bibi Osterwald – Widow Hansen"

"Michael Stephenson – Luke"

"[tries to start his car but sees he has no gas left] Empty? I just put two bucks in this thing!"

"Christopher Marsh – Wylee"

"Lynn Redgrave – Miss McVane"

"Kirsten Dunst – Verena von Stefan"

"Heather Matarazzo – Theresa "Tweety" Goldberg"

"Merritt Wever – Maureen "Momo" Haines"

"Gaby Hoffmann – Odette “Odie” Sinclair"

"Get ready for a radical education."

"Girls on Top!"

"No more little white gloves."

"[explaining the purpose of the D.A.R.] In the D.A.R., we all share our most secret dreams of what we want to be. You see, most of the girls here at Miss Godard's, they've got all the opportunities to become something: a good upbringing, a great education, they're loaded. But in ten years they'll all be married with three kids and two cars and a Colonial and a collie—they're finished. That's why it's called a finishing school. But we—the D.A.R.—have other plans for ourselves."

"Someone is trying to ruin their favorite place in the world, and these friends aren't going to take it lying down. So they're going on..."

"They think I'll be safe surrounded by high walls and lesbians. This is the end of the world. One look tells you, this place eats the hairy bird."

"Up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush."

"Every girl has a secret desire..."

"Rachael Leigh Cook – Abigail "Abby" Sawyer"

"Right. Just imagine, we'll have to wash our hair every night. We'll have to sleep on rollers til our scalps bleed. Then we'll have to get up at six every morning for the comb out. Your lungs will be lined with hairspray. Then you need all this equipment to push up the tits and blitz the zits and spray the pits! Then you stagger into class and you look perfect but you're exhausted, you're too tired to even think but that's okay the teachers they won't call on you anyway, also you don't want to be smarter than the boys. They don't like that, so to wake yourself up you drink some coffee at lunch but don't eat the food. You'll be on a permanent diet!"

"Tom Guiry – Bradley "Frosty" Frost"

"Matthew Lawrence – Dennis"

"Rosemary Dunsmore – Page Sawyer"

"Caterina Scorsone – Susie"

"Robin Dunne – Todd Winslow"

"Hayden Christensen – Tinka's date"

"Vincent Kartheiser – Snake"