"[singing] Whatever happened to Fay Wray? / That delicate satin-draped frame; / As it clung to her thigh, / How I started to cry, / 'Cause I wanted to be dressed just the same!"

"COME! We are ready for the floor show!"

"Do you think I made a mistake splitting his brain between the two of them?"

"It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!"

"[singing] Don't get hot and flustered! Use a bit of mustard!"

"[singing] Planet Schmanet, Janet!!!"

"Ok? Ok!? I think we can do better then that! Brad and Janet, what do you think of him?"

"[singing] It's something you'll get used to! A mental mind fuck can be nice!"

"[singing] I'll tell you once, I won't tell you twice! You better wise up, Janet Weiss! Your apple pie don't taste too nice! You better wise up, Janet Weiss!"

"That's a rather tender subject. Another slice, anyone?"

"[hitting Riff-Raff with a whip] How did it happen?! I understood you were to be watching!"

"In just seven days (And six long nights), I can make you a man. Dig it if you can."

"[after hacking Eddie to death with a ice-pick] One from the vaults. Don't be upset - it was a mercy killing. He had a certain naïve charm, but no muscle."

"Tonight, my unconventional conventionalists, you are about to witness a new breakthrough in biochemical research, and paradise is to be mine!"

"So, come up to the lab,/ and see what's on the slab!/ I see you shiver with antici... [3-second long pause] ...pation./ But maybe the rain/ isn't really to blame,/ so I'll remove the cause.../ [chuckles] but not the symptom."

"Well, you got caught with a flat!/ Well, how 'bout that?/ Well, babies, don't you panic!/ By the light of the night,/ It'll all seem all right!/ I'll get you a satanic mechanic! [While singing 'how 'bout that?', Dr. Frank N. Furter looks directly into the camera and raises one eyebrow, implying that he may have had something to do with the breakdown]"

"You look like you're both pretty groovy!"

"[singing] I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual, Transylvania!"

"[singing] Don't get strung out by the way I look./ Don't judge a book by its cover./ I'm not much of a man by the light of day,/ but by night I'm one hell of a lover!"

"How do you do? I/ see you've met my/ faithful handyman. He's just a/ little brought down, because/ when you knocked, he thought you were the candy-man."

"Is he.. Frank, I mean, is he your husband?"

"[singing] I've tasted blood and I want MORE."

"[singing] I'll put up no resistance, I want to stay the distance."

"Oh, dear, you're hurt! Did they do this to you?"

"I'm a muscle fa-a-a-an!"

"[singing] Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me / I wanna be dirty! Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me / Creature of the night!"

"If only we were amongst friends... or sane persons!"

"I don't like men with too many muscles."

"Hospitality! All we wanted to do was use your telephone, goddammit, a reasonable request you’ve chosen to ignore!"

"[After Dr Frank N Furter asked Brad if he had any tattoos] Certainly not!"

"[repeated line.] Hi, my name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancée, Janet Weiss."

"[Dr. Scott crashes through the laboratory wall.] Great Scott!"

"[after the Transylvanians perform the Time Warp.] Say, do any of you guys know how to Madison?"

"[singing] Dammit, Janet, I love you."

"Say good-bye to all of this. (Good-bye, all of this!) And say hello... to oblivion. (Hello, oblivion; how's the wife and kids?)"

"[singing] Frank'N'Furter it's all over. Your mission is a failure, your lifestyle's too extreme. I'm your new commander, you now are my prisoner. We return to Transylvania, prepare the transit beam."

"[laughing with Magenta, cuts off suddenly and turns to her] Hahahahaha—SHUT UP!"

"You know this earthling? [correcting himself.] This... person?"

"[while Frank-N-Furter is hitting him with a whip] MERCYYYYYYY!"

"Everything is in readiness, Master. We merely await your... word."

"The master is not yet married, nor do I think he ever will be. We are simply his servants."

"[singing] It's astounding, time is fleeting, madness takes its toll."

"You're wet. [after observing an obviously drenched Brad and Janet]"

"[to Don Ciccio, in Sicilian] My father's name was Antonio Andolini, and this is for you! [stabs him]"

"[to Signor Roberto threatening to evict an old widow, in Italian] Do me this favor. I won't forget it. Ask your friends in the neighborhood about me. They'll tell you I know how to return a favor."

"[on the night of the Cuban government's New Year's Eve celebration; just after the countdown, he embraces Fredo and whispers to him ] There's a plane waiting to take us to Miami in an hour. I'd like you to think about it. [breaks away and suddenly grips Fredo to give him the kiss of death] I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. [shakes him] You broke my heart!"

"I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies."

"See, all our people are businessmen. Their loyalty's based on that. One thing I learned from Pop was to try to think as people around you think. And on that basis, anything's possible."

"Al Pacino - Michael Corleone"

"[addressing the Senate committee hearings on the Corleone Family] For years now a growing number many of my constituents have been of Italian descent. I've come to know them well. They have honored me with their support and with their friendship. I can proudly say that some of my very best friends are Italian-Americans. However, Mr. Chairman, at this time unfortunately, I have to leave these proceedings in order to preside over a very important meeting of my own committee. But before I leave, I do want to say this, that these hearings on the Mafia are in no way whatsoever a slur upon the great Italian people because I can state from my own knowledge and experience that Italian-Americans are among the most loyal, most law-abiding, patriotic, hard-working American citizens in this land. And It would be a shame, Mr. Chairman, if we allowed a few rotten apples to give a bad name to the whole barrel. Because from the time of the Great Christopher Columbus to the time of Enrico Fermi right up to the present day, Italian-Americans have been pioneers in building and defending our nation. They are the salt of the earth, and one of the backbones of this country..."