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"Peter O'Toole - Michael James"
"Peter Sellers - Dr. Fritz Fassbender"
"I just burnt my finger! I'm going to go in the bathroom and scream. I'll be out in a minute."
"We played strip chess. She had me down to my shorts and I fainted from tension."
"I'll be back tomorrow. If I'm not back tomorrow, send for the police. If they're not back tomorrow, send my clothes."
"Look, I know you'll think this is crazy, but, er, when the light hits me from a certain direction, I'm... handsome."
"Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!"
"My wife, the creature that ate Europe, is here."
"You'll like this group analysis, it's a real freak show. If it gets dull, we sing songs."
"Silence when you're shouting at me!"
"You are a monster and a monster, in that order."
"I've hated you from the first moment I married you!"
"Barbara Loden - Ginny Stamper"
"Fred Stewart - Del Loomis"
"Audrey Christie - Mrs. Loomis"
"Joanna Roos - Mrs. Stamper"
"Pat Hingle - Ace Stamper"
"Warren Beatty - Bud Stamper"
"Natalie Wood - Wilma Dean "Deanie" Loomis"
"There is a miracle in being young...and a fear."
"It's unrelenting moments, Its tragedies and splendors!"
"A LOVE STORY UNLIKE ANY OTHERS !!"
"You know, it would be nice if children could be born into this world with an absolute guarantee that they were going to have just the right kind of bringing up and all lead happy, normal lives. Well, I guess when we get born, we just all have to take our chances."
"[voiceover, quoting Wordsworth's Ode: Intimations of Immortality] Though nothing can bring back the hour Of splendor in the grass, of glory in the flower, We will grieve not; rather find Strength in what remains behind."
"Phyllis Diller - Texas Guinan"
"Marla Adams - June"
"Crystal Field - Hazel"
"Sandy Dennis - Kay"
"Gary Lockwood - Allen "Toots" Tuttle"
"Martine Bartlett - Miss Metcalf"
"Jan Norris - Juanita Howard"
"John McGovern - Doc Smiley"
"Zohra Lampert - Angelina"
"Holy Polaris!"
"Holy nightmare!"
"Catwoman?!"
"Holy Sardine!"
"I will bash him brutally."
"Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb..."
"Bon Voyage, Pussy."
"They may be drinkers, Robin, but they're also human beings."
"So it seems, loose to plague us with his criminal conundrums."
"If Robin and I were to remove our masks, the secret of our true identities will be revealed."
"Madge Blake - Aunt Harriet Cooper"
"Stafford Repp - Chief O'Hara"
"Neil Hamilton - Commissioner James Gordon"
"Alan Napier - Alfred Pennyworth"
"Frank Gorshin - The Riddler"
"Burgess Meredith - The Penguin"
"Cesar Romero - The Joker"