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april 10, 2026
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"Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount."
"[leaving a message for Sally] The fact that you're not answering leads me to believe you're either (a) not at home, (b) home but don't want to talk to me, or (c) home, desperately want to talk to me, but trapped under something heavy. If it's either (a) or (c), please call me back."
"Can two friends sleep together and still love each other in the morning?"
"Can men and women be friends or does sex always get in the way?"
"Billy Crystal — Harry Burns"
"Meg Ryan — Sally Albright"
"Bruno Kirby — Jess"
"Carrie Fisher — Marie"
"Steven Ford — Joe"
"Lisa Jane Persky — Alice"
"Harley Jane Kozak — Helen Helson"
"Estelle Reiner — Older Woman Customer"