Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People

"Rhino… RhinoFeeder... Huh? Oh! I was dreaming about… muffins. [singing] I wake up every morning feeling awesome, even though I slept on the remote again last night. Ow! Time to tear up another day. The Strong Bad freaking way! Like an imploding star, like a burning car, my style shines so bright! Please, stop trying, to handle my style. 'Cause you can't, No you can't! UHN! Handle my style. Seriously, quit trying, to handle my style. Unless you're a lady. Then you're cordially invited to have a giant slice of my style!!!"

"Looks like I’m gonna have to jump!"

"Alright! The Taranchula Black Metal Detector! Now with built in shovel attachment!"

"Is that all you got, you little crabcake?"

"Seriously, Strong Bad. I find it very unlikely. [sniffs armpits] Great grandma’s diapers! I better hit the shower again pronto!"

"You can’t defeat me, mortal. Everybody know Trogdor can’t be killed."

"No! Your style! I couldn’t handle it!"

"Welcome to Bleak House."

"You have no hope of reaching the castle. Why not just give up? We're all going to wither and die anyway."

"Matt Chapman: Strong Bad, Homestar Runner, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, Bubs, Coach Z, Homsar, The King of Town, The Cheat"

"Mike Chapman: Videlectrix 2"

"Missy Palmer: Marzipan"