Ratchet: Deadlocked

"Nika Futterman as Juanita Alevaro"

"Armin Shimerman as Dr. Nefarious"

"Phil Morris as Merc and Reactor"

"Andre Soguizzlo as Ace Hardlight"

"They have to traverse what I like to call the "Chasm of Endless Falling and Eventual Dying". Good luck kids!"

"This guy's gonna get us a lot of commercial time, Juanita. Let's just hope we don't have any more wardrobe malfunctions! [Laughs]"

"Team Darkstar is making their mark in DreadZone! Team Markstar is making their dark in RedZone! Oh, dear, I've gone cross-eyed..."

"[In the Dark Cathedral of Kronos] It's cold, it's dank, it's scary, it's just like my ex-wife!"

"Interesting fact, folks, DreadZone started over 2 guys fighting over a breakfast burrito, and the rest is history!"

"[When Ratchet has low nanotech] Ratchet's about to bite the bag and step out the door. That means die."

"[When the Puma is damaged] Hey, don't scratch the paint on that Puma. We're giving it away on bingo night!"

"And they're gonna be squashed like pancakes! With syrup, and butter, and jam, and a little orange garnish on top and say, can I have breakfast for dinner or is that just weird?"

"Since I don't have much time left, I'd just like to apologize to a few people. Timmy Aberdeen, I was the one who lit your backpack on fire, and I'm sorry that you couldn't get it off in time. Susie Binkleton, I was the one who put the tyhrranoid in your locker. Hey, but I hear the therapy is going well, though. Chin up, kid! And finally to you, Juanita, my dear, sweet Juanita. I'm sorry for 6 years of rude jokes, harassing innuendo, and those friendly little pinches in the elevator, but who am I kidding you? You love it!"

"Folks, just a reminder. Tomorrow is "Kick Your Best Friend in the Pants" Day! Free popcorn for everyone who participates."

"See, this is what they mean by gratuitous violence, Juanita. I'm going to call my kids and tell them to stop watching! ...Just as soon as I have kids."

"James Arnold Taylor as Ratchet"

"David Kaye as Clank"

"Chris Hatfield as Big Al"

"Michael Bell as Gleeman Vox and Lawrence"

"Jim Ward as Shellshock and Captain Qwark"

"Daran Norris as Dallas Wanamaker"

"And that Lombax is terminating with extreme prejudice! It's a good thing we're out of range, eh, Juanita? We are out of range, aren't we?"

"Run, Ratchet, run!"

"In this challenge, Team Darkstar needs to grind a cable positioned hundreds of feet above the water! Is this even safe? Of course not! This is DreadZone, baby!"

"This is more fun than a bus-load of cheerleaders!"