Play It Again, Sam (1972 film)

"[voiceover, after watching Casablanca] Who am I kidding? I'm not like that. I never was, I never will be. . . . That's strictly the movies."

"I wonder if she actually had that orgasm in the two years we were married, or did she fake it that night?"

"[to Dick and Linda Christie] I'm going home. I think today I'm gonna brush all my teeth!"

"[in a dream sequence to Dream Sharon] Sorry I had to slap you around, but you got hysterical when I said, "No more.""

"[to Linda Christie] I had to go to Washington once when I was married, and though I was the one leaving, I got sick, and when I returned, my wife threw up."

"No, my parents never got divorced, although I begged them to."

"I'll get broads up here like you wouldn't believe: swingers, freaks, nymphomaniacs, dental hygienists."

"I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life."

"[to Linda Christie] Look. Last night you felt like a woman, and I felt like a man . . . And that's the kind of thing those people do."

"[to Allan Felix and Diane Christie] The two of you should get married and move into a hospital."

"Somewheres in life you got turned around. It's her job to smell good for you."

"I never saw a dame yet that didn't understand a good slap in the mouth or a slug from a .45."

"Woody Allen - Allan Felix"

"Diane Keaton - Linda Christie"

"Tony Roberts - Dick Christie"

"Susan Anspach - Nancy"

"Jerry Lacy - Humphrey Bogart"

"Jennifer Salt - Sharon"

"Joy Bang - Julie"

"Viva - Jennifer"

"Suzanne Zenor as Disco girl"

"Diana Davila as Museum girl"

"Humphrey Bogart and Ingrid Bergman appear in scenes from Casablanca as Richard "Rick" Blaine and Ilsa Lund, respectively."