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april 10, 2026
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"Manny: {to the balloon twister} Could you teach me how to do that?"
"Manny: {to the balloon twister} Practicing what?"
"Manny: {to the balloon twister} Some festival, eh?"
"Manny: Bound only by the paper-thin wrappings of mortality, a soul here lies, struggling to be free. And so it shall, thanks to a bowl of bad gazpacho, and a man named...Calavera."
"Bruno: {upon meeting Manny for the first time} Nice bath-robe"
"Manny: {to Glottis} Hey, you a driver?"
"Manny: Glottis... Glottis... Is that a German name?"
"Manny: {to Glottis} You're not too big. The cars are just too small."
"Manny: Those pictures come with the frames?"
"Manny: {to Domino} I wanna punch you in the mouth."
"Manny: {to Domino} What happened at the Christmas party?"
"Manny: {to Domino} I wanna tell you something."
"Manny: Can I have one of your clients?"
"Manny: Why do you get all the good clients?"
"Manny: Look at all the diplomas!"
"Manny: I think Dom would call the company shrink if I left through the window."
"Tube-switcher guy: Grmmmble, grrr... You and your fancy suits and your nose holes way up in the air... Sticking your empty beer bottles down the message tubes, how fancy is that? Huh? Don't you boys upstairs realize the tube switcher is a sophisticated and delicate piece of machinery?"
"Manny: What's so special about you?"
"Manny: Just curious--How'd you get in there?"
"Manny: Hey, I'm still not getting any messages."
"Manny: As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."
"Manny: Buenos dias."
"Manny: Are you SURE you're Mercedes Colomar?"
"Manny: Did you kill much when you were alive?"
"Manny: Anything about your past you haven't told me?"
"Manny: {when trying to pick up Meche} I don't like to get involved with the customers that way."
"Manny: Who's out there?"
"Manny: What are they going to do to me?"
"Salvador: {to Manny} Young man, you are an enemy of the Department of Death! Welcome to the club!"
"Manny: You're keeping me here because you need the eggs?"
"Manny: It's my boss' secretary's evil twin!"
"Manny: Have you thought about using messages tied to balloons? I can get you plenty of balloons."
"Salvador: {to Manny, about Meche} Manuel? Are you... in love with her?"
"Manny: I don't have a net, or a desire to have a pet pigeon."
"Manny: I just locked an open door. Strange, yet symbolically compelling."
"Manny: He doesn't even HIDE his booze in a file cabinet. What kind of salesman is he?"
"Manny: My scythe--I like to keep it next to where my heart used to be."