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"Well, I ain't no slab of meat to be auctioned off, but what the hell? Fine by me."
"I'll never forget you, Hermine. You was the first woman I didn't have to pay for."
"[to a homely woman who's sizing him up for matrimony] I wouldn't take you to a dog-fight if you was the defendin' champ!"
"Poultry is just another way of sayin' chicken."
"Hold on, Towfield, you're wrinklin' my good luck ban-dan-na."
"Hermine: [to Henry Moon just prior to his hanging] You was the best I ever had... 'cept maybe for that circus fella."
"Saved from the hangman, for a fate worse than death!"
"For Henry Moon, life was just beginning."
"Jack Nicholson - Henry Lloyd Moon"
"Mary Steenburgen - Julie Tate"
"Christopher Lloyd - Deputy Towfield"
"John Belushi - Deputy Hector"
"Richard Bradford - Sheriff Kyle"
"Veronica Cartwright - Hermine"
"Jeff Morris - Big Abe"
"Danny DeVito - Hog"
"Tracey Walter - Coogan"
"Luana Anders - Loretta Anderson"
"Lucy Lee Flippin - Diane Haber"
"Ed Begley, Jr. - Whitey Haber"
"Lin Shaye - Parasol Lady"