Fictional last words in live-action television series

"Rubber duckie?"

"Oh, yes, yes!"

"Arif... don't harm him..."

"That cocksucker!"

"Remember, son. The world is hard on the little people."

"I'm sorry. At least you have someone waiting for you. Marian. The love of my life. She was always yours. I lived in shame... but because of you... I die proud. I am free."

"Gisborne, don't trust him. Do you hear me? Nothing is what it seems. Nothing. (feigned)"

"Hm. Byzantine fire."

"Ugh, awful."

"BIGGER THAN THE WOOOOOORRRRRRLLLLLLDDDDDD!!!!!!"

"Clary Fairchild! (Simon Lewis: Clary, what's going on? What are you looking at?) If you give us the girl, we'll let you live. (Jace Herondale: You're in no position to be making rules.) (Simon Lewis: Clary.) We'll never stop hunting her."

"Where's Magnus Bane? (Luke Garroway: Keep moving, warlock. Now, what were you gonna do with that warlock? Is that part of Valentine's plan now, huh? Humans, now warlocks?) You're nothing but a traitor. A disgrace to the Circle. (Luke Garroway: The only disgrace is that there's a Circle at all. But I hear that your membership is dwindling.) You killed Konrad. I know it."

"I really expected much more of a fight, MacGyver. (MacGyver:Sorry to disappoint you.) That's all right. I still enjoyed every minute of it. But I really have to go now."

"MACGYVERRRR!"

"[ Torgo the White: Now arise, TV's Frank and join me, for they are all here- Tonto and Kato and Robin and Don Wilson and Gabby Hayes... ] And Joe Besser? [Torgo the White: Yes, all of them. In short, yes, we have second bananas.]"

"Oh, poopie."

"You think you're the first person to point a gun at me?"

"I love you too, Clarkey."

"John... Don't let this-"

"You really think you're gonna be the one to kill me? [Carl Elias: "[laughing] Oh No, my friend is gonna kill you. Me... I'm just gonna watch."]"

"What are you doing, man?"

"I just wanna go..."

"I tried to ring Marty earlier... but there was no reply... [Meg Jackson: "I'll phone from the hospital. You just rest."]"

"Gazpacho... soup..!"

"I really don't feel so good. I'm not kidding. Maybe you should... go find a phone and call Dr. Walker... Call somebody..."

"It is up to you for now saul. Saul of the moleman"

"When did everyone stop smoking? When did everyone pair off? This used to be the most exciting city in the world. Now it's all smoking in front of open fucking windows. What happened to fun? New York is over. O-V-E-R. I'm so bored I could die."

"Shane? SHAAAANE!!!!"

"Please, Opie, please! You had mercy before. I'm begging you, please don't do this!"

"Just leave her out of it, huh?"

"I got this."

"You stupid cracker bitch. You know what happens to whoever kills me, right? [Jax: I'm countin' on it.]"

"Well, well, weeee-eeell...!"

"Why, if I tell a lie, may God strike me dead!"

"R-Red J-J-John.... R-R-Red J-John... J-J-J...[Brings forefinger to his lips]Shhhhhhhhh...[Breaks out into laughter]"

"Tyger Tyger."

"Tattoo... Tattoo on his arm..."

"Well, I can assure you I'm not sticking around for this crap."

"Please don't kill me... Let me live... Let me live! I'll tell you how I got the names on your list! [Patrick Jane: I don't care.] I knew... because I have real psychic... [Patrick Jane: Shhh...]"

"It's you falling in love with him that makes him become me... It's all coming together."

"I'm sorry?"

"I'm sure we can figure something out."

"This isn't worth it! You can live with–"

"Take care of her."

"Mr. Deegan, I don't think you have taken into account the primal forces you are meddling with here. If you proceed down this path, I will use every means at my disposal to make sure that you nev–"

"Think of it this way, Zhang: you didn't lose the game. You just ran out of time."

"Help. Call someone. Please. Call an ambulance. I can't move. I need an ambulance."

"I want you to know I love you."

"Look at my girl, saving my ass again. Is she the best or what?"

"Please, don't kill me. I've obeyed the Accords. I'm part of Luke's pack. We don't hurt anyone. We're not like that."