Dril

"i refuse to consume any product that has been created by, or is claimed to have been created by, the (((Keebler Elves)))"

"trying to heal..... please donate to my go fund me... $10 will make me less racist... $100 will make me extremely less racist...thank you..."

"the human mind... perhaps the most powerful weapon. second only to the "GUN""

"issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them""

"look, im not saying that martin luther king jr was a gamer. that would be ludicrous. im simply saying that if games had existed at the time,"

"reading a 900 page book on Dry Rubs and immediately forgetting all of it and just dumping a shit load of cocoa pebbles on my ribs"

"i lvoe and cherish all of the girls of this site, and other websites. you all become my wife more and more with each passing day. Thank you"

"people come up to me and say, "I will never use the bathroom. I will never shit" and i gotta tell them pal, sooner or later youre gonna shit"

"turning a big dial taht says "Racism" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right"

"revealing the gender of my baby by eating a whole bunch of food dye and taking a huge pink shit in front of my relatives. ah!! its a girl !!"

"DUMBASS: SHut the fuck up THE WISE MAN: No you shut the fuck up"

"im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys."

"my favorite feature of this site is absolutely no consequences for my opinions sucking ffucking ass and me being 100% wrong about everything"

"i often disagree with DigimonOtis, but his efforts to keep Sharia Law out of the donkey kong 64 wiki are much needed in this wolrd of danger"

"im afraid i must say that i do not find the mysteries featured on "scooby-doo" challenging enough ."

"getting pissed off at the idea of someone going on to wiki pedia and changing the name of the japanese suicide forest to "Warios Woods""

"i hate i t when girls think im proposing whenever i take the knee at them in protest"

"VERIFY!! VERIFIY THIS ACCOUNT! THE TROLLS ARE BREAKING IN THROUGH THE WINDOWS!! I NEED THE CHECK MARK !! NOW!! NOW!! NOW!!"

"my friend the only crypto currency you wanna get your hands on is this: bird seed. There is a lot of birds and they all gotta eat"

"love when i lose aobut 100 followers immediately after making a beautiful post. the weak shriveling up into dust. Thats called darwin"

"i regret to inform you, that by resorting to Swear language, you have forfeit this debate. Farewell my bitch"

"i just need to say, to anyone reading this.. You are Important, You are loved, and You belong in this world, if you have over 5000 followers"

"go ahead. keep screaming "Shut The Fuck Up " at me. it only makes my opinions Worse"

"the worst part of nationalism is having to pretend the flag is really good, like "yeah the country looks exactly like that. they nailed it""

"i would take so many bribes if i was a judge. half my shit would be bribes. take bribes from the criminals until theyre too poor to do crime"

"a man asks God, how am i supposed to live, without George H.W. Bush God simply said "That is why I made 2 george bushs" The man just smiled."

"im not going to post about taking shits or shitting anymore . i Condemn all of my previous posts about shitting and asses"

"shitting on a Towel"

""The Godfather: Part Iraq" (2004) In this 4th installment of the Godfather series, the godfathers head to iraq to settle the score, of 9/11."

"just found out about Object Permanence... why didnt any one tell me about this shit"

"Im the only man here who injects himself with a CIA Grade Truth Serum before each and every post i make. Remember only that"

"i think it would be fucking stupid to be a fat ass caterpillar and have your entire body be made out of weak points"

"who cares. pick up a foot ball"

"the entire time youre watching the movie 101 Dalmatians, youre just thinking, This is so many more dalmations than usual. It is just fucked"

"theres a popular nursery rhyme in which the singer claims to be a teapot. this, for many children, is their first experience with "Trolling""

"playing the worlds most normal sized violin"

"Buffalo wild wing gets $0 tip for serving "Bones" to me in chicken, if i had wanted to eat bones i would take my Ass to the grave yard"

"the coolest thing the police ever did was invent their own flag thats just a desecrated version of the american flag"

"they are going to start calling the damn gas prices "Gasp prices" because thats what i do when i see then"

"i deserve th e most mentally ill president imaginable. 99 year old babbling doofus. Send us into the volcano sir"

"ive flattened the curve over 100 times. what have you pricks been doing"

"every generation deserves at least 5 movies named "Spider Man 2""

"guys who get off on being humiliated used to expose themselves at the grocery store or something. now they pretend to be journalists on here"

"if you ask me many of Americans have been wearing the mask even before from covid 19. the mask i refer to is of course the clown's mask."

"one thing the gamer world is certainly agreeing of, is that halo infinite is sure to be the highest numbered halo game yet"

"epic ; supreme court rules nabisco is legally allowed to label their products as "Homemade" after forcing the employees to live at the factory"

"i would rather go fuck my self than read one more post on the bird websitw"

"thinking about a "Cock Ring" for the neck that strangles all the blood into your brain and gives you what is essentially a mental erection"

"(hearing about a guy who died) wow thats like 0.0003 9/11s"

"should i learn Letters first? or choose the path of Numbers? a queston every baby must ask it self"