First Quote Added
april 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"My Aunt Millie took a vow of chastity. She had headaches allllll the time."
"Shiek: Here is to good luck. May it all be mine."
"Burt Reynolds - J.J. McClure"
"Dom DeLuise - Victor Prinzi/Captain Chaos"
"Dean Martin - Jamie Blake"
"Sammy Davis, Jr. - Morris Fenderbaum"
"Jamie Farr - Sheik Abdul Ben Falafel"
"Ricardo Montalbán - King Abdul Ben Falafel"
"Telly Savalas - Hymie Kaplan"
"Marilu Henner - Betty"
"Shirley MacLaine - Veronica"
"Susan Anton - Jill Rivers"
"Catherine Bach - Marcie Thatcher"
"Foster Brooks, Sid Caesar and Louis Nye - the fishermen in the rowboat"
"Jackie Chan - Jackie Chan, Mitsubishi engineer"
"Richard Kiel - Arnold"
"Tim Conway and Don Knotts - California Highway Patrol officers"
"Mel Tillis - Mel"
"Tony Danza - Terry"
"Jack Elam - Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing"
"Charles Nelson Reilly - Don Don Canneloni"
"Michael V. Gazzo - Sonny"
"Alex Rocco - Tony"
"Henry Silva - Slim"
"Abe Vigoda - Caesar"
"Jim Nabors - Private Homer Lyle (final film role)"
"Molly Picon - Mrs. Goldfarb"
"Frank Sinatra - Frank Sinatra"
"Joe Theismann - Mack"
"Shawn Weatherly - the girl in Jamie Blake's bed"
"Dale Ishimoto - a Japanese businessman"
"Arte Johnson - an "ace" pilot"
"Fred Dryer - California Highway Patrol officer"
"Chris Lemmon - a young California Highway Patrol officer"
"George Lindsey - Uncle Cal"
"Doug McClure - The Sheik's servant"
"Jilly Rizzo - Jilly"
"Dub Taylor - a sheriff"
"Hal Needham - a Porsche 928 driver (uncredited) (final film role)"