Brainiac: Science Abuse

"...where we light the fuse and then leg it."

"...where we poke our nose into other people's business."

"...that takes science by the ankles, and dangles it over a crocodile swamp."

"...that does for science what five pints of lager does for ugly women."

"...that doesn't curtsy to the Queen."

"...that tells its girlfriend not to wait up."

"...where we take science and smack it hard on its chubby little bottom."