"[while performing] Girls, tell me something... Are these pants too tight?"

"I like your roof. It's good that it's upstairs."

"[Recording their song demo, Sophie practically whisper-sings her lines.] Just a little bit louder, 'cause this song i…"

"People wait their whole lives to see an ex when things are going really good. It NEVER happens. You could make relati…"

"Anybody see 'Battle of the 80's Has-Beens' last night? That Debbie Gibson can take a punch."

"The few syllables you got out were absolutely devastating."

"We could even re-pot the ficus."

"They're aliens, clearly, I have no children."

"I have great insight. I'd use it on myself only I don't have any problems."

"You're Cole Porter in panties. Of course, having said that, Cole Porter probably did wear panties."