"Shannen Doherty - Rene Mosier"

"Superhero Anatomy! Topless Fortune Telling! Bunny Bashing! And More!"

"[referencing Silent Bob] Human brown-eye here is a walking calamity. We're gonna have to take a pass on the stage-tra…"

"They're not there to shop. - They're not there to work. - They're just there."

"Get Malled"

"One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fia…"

"You're gonna listen to me? To something I said? Jesus, man, haven't I made it abundantly clear during the tenure of o…"

"[about the break-up letter from Rene] Yeah, and she also said I had no dick. Which precedes the financial question, p…"

"[To Willam, still staring at the 3D art] I'll tell you what you need is a fatty-boom-batty blunt, and I guarantee you…"

"It's mall or nothing"