"Tony Stark: My brain still thinks! My heart still beats! But, in order to remain alive, I must spend the rest of my l…"

"General: Incredible! Infantry can now transport itself on the highways without trucks! This will revolutionize troop …"

"Tony Stark: Poor Jeanne! She probably thought I was trying to avoid her, but I couldn't go swimming! I can never appe…"

"Tony Stark: Honey no girl would want to marry an absentee husband! Think of the time I must spend managing my munitio…"

"Iron Man: To begin my demonstration ids...I'll do a juggling act, but not with oranges or basketballs! With automobiles"

"Tony Stark: Americans are not murderers!"

"Iron Man: That gives me an idea, all commies are chronically suspicious of each other! Hmm...."

"Black Widow: What manner of men are these Americans, who risk their lives for their enemies?"

"Black Widow: It is fortunate that he is taken with my beauty. I will be able to twist him around my little finger!"

"Narrator: Yes, Anthony Stark is both a sophisticate and a scientist. A millionaire bachelor, as much at home in a lab…"