"American Beer is a lot like making love in a canoe - it's fucking close to water."

"Basically, the Germans came to us and said, "We don't have a sense of humour.""

"I got used to dealing with groups of boys and getting on with life in unpleasant circumstances and being smart and fu…"

"I think basically what we were doing was laughing at the authoritarian figures we grew up under. ...you know it’s non…"

"Typical Hollywood crowd - all the kids are on drugs, and all the adults are on roller skates."

"I never really had any aspirations to be an actor when I was young. I wanted to play the piano in a bar, to be the ol…"

"If I do decide one day to stop acting, I just hate the idea of people going: 'Oh, did you ever do anything else besid…"

"I don't really know how to act, I kind of wanted to somehow make it real, and one of the ways I've always thought mak…"

""Lest that by any means When I have preached to others I myself Should be a castaway." If some one now Would take tha…"

"Daddy Neptune one day to Freedom did say, If ever I live upon dry land, The spot I should hit on wou'd be little Brit…"