"You are such an ass... (drinks water) ... set to this company."

"Ashley! Who are you doing here?"

"You lock me out, no money, no place to go, a sister got to get her cheese on."

"I do believe I'm stoned."

"[guns fired] Pussies"

"[to Charlene] You messed with the wrong W.A.S.P., bitch."

"Oh, I can't talk about it 'cause gangsta people will come to my house and cut me."

"[Reading an article from an adult magazine] The girl had double D cups. I put my mouth on her nipple."

"Everything he needed to know about life, she learned in prison."

"Steve Martin - Peter Sanderson"