"Welshman: IF I AM A PILGRIM TO GOMORRAH, THEN I AM A PILGRIM TO GOMORRAH, BUT JUDGE ME NOT 'TIL YE ALSO HAVE SURRENDE…"

"Roast Beef's hang-up is actually a fantasy for many men"

"Beef: Hm maybe get some medical insurance"

"Ramses: Now, I don't ever want to see you again unless it's in a coffin"

"Pregnant women should not handle broken tablets of Zyrelax."

"Llewellyn Ash knows that You are capable of Wonderful Things."

"Ray: Because I pay attention. I PAY ATTENTION. You didn't know I was paying attention because you weren't PAYING ATTE…"

"Beef: Disneyland was wall to wall five-hundred-pound mongoloids with leg tattoos and kids named Desteny"

"Cornelius: When we do make the beast with two backaches, our onomatopoeia is less "ooh" and "aah" than "crack" and "h…"

"Patronize your local fast food cart"