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"Curtis Dossett — Banker Clark"
"Lita Baron — Delta"
"Michael Carr — Bob Ford"
"w:Jack Buetel — Frank James"
"Don "Red" Barry — Jesse James"
"Peggie Castle — Waco Gans"
"Joyce Barrett — Caprice Clark"
"The Battle of the Sexes and the Sixes Rages across the Lusty West! Women WANTED him... more than the Law!"
"BEAUTY vs. BEAUTY...for the love of JESSE JAMES! They met him on the double-cross roads of love!"
"Sam Keller — Cole Younger"
"ROARING WITH EXCITEMENT!...And the Women Who Made the West Wonderful, Wild and Deadly!"
"Roy Barcroft — Hacker"
"Betty Brueck — Cattle Kate Kennedy"
"I. Stanford Jolley — J. B. "Dude" Dawson"
"Ted Adams — Silas Higby"
"George J. Lewis — Turner"
"THE FABULOUS JAMES BOYS...WANTED BY THE LAW...HUNTED BY OUTLAWS."
"Charles F. Miller — Foster"
"James Clayton — Cameo Jane"
"Thrill To the Exciting Adventures of America's Pioneer Heroes!"
"What in the name of John Wayne's ass is going on here?"
"Great buckets of bull shit. It's Curly come back from the dead!"
"Barbara Robbins: [on the speaker phone in front of Mitch's colleagues] Tonight I'm going to pull down your pants and sink my hands into your cute little ass and then give you a tongue bath, I'm going to start at your feet and slowly work my way up... [Mitch quickly crawls across the conference table and picks up the phone]"
"If you guys wanna go home, go ahead. But that gold, that's the only dream I've got left."
"Billy Crystal - Mitch Robbins"
"Phil, going back to Arlene is like breaking back in to Alcatraz."
"Please don't tell my kids I died taking a shit."
"Daniel Stern - Phil Berquist"
"Jon Lovitz - Glen Robbins"
"Jack Palance - Duke Washburn"
"Frank Welker - Norman (voice)"
"Jayne Meadows - the voice of Mitch's mother"
"Jennifer Crystal - jogger"
"Bob Balaban - Dr. Jeffrey Sanborn (uncredited)"
"Lindsay Crystal - Holly Robbins"
"Beth Grant - Lois"
"Noble Willingham - Clay Stone"
"Pruitt Taylor Vince - Bud"
"Patricia Wettig - Barbara Robbins"
"Bill McKinney - Matt"
"David Paymer - Ira Schalowitz"
"Josh Mostel - Barry Schalowitz"
"Russell Simpson - Deacon John Simpson"
"J. Farrell MacDonald - Mac the barman"
"Jane Darwell - Kate Nelson"
"There's probably fifty fellas around town just waitin' to see you get liquored up so they can fill you full of holes. Build themselves up a great reputation. The man that killed Doc Holliday."
"Look, Doc, I ain't tryin' to poke my nose into your personal affairs, but from where I stand, a man would have to go a long ways before he finds a finer girl than that Miss Carter, or a prettier one for that matter."
"When you pull a gun, kill a man."
"Deacon John Simpson: I hereby declare the first church of Tombstone, which ain't got no name yet, or no preacher either, officially dedicated. Now, I don't pretend to be no preacher, but I've read the Good Book from cover to cover and back again, and I never found one word ag'in' dancin'. So we'll commence by havin' a dad-blasted good dance!"
"What kind of a town is this anyway? Excuse me ma'am. A man can't get a shave without gettin' his head blowed off."