"[In the final scene of the film, 50 seconds before the death of the three remaining characters.] There's a place right next to Brevig's. It just opened."

"It's never better staying ignorant. Willful ignorance is surrendering control."

"This ride will be the death of you."

"[A signboard at the entrance to the Devil's Flight roller coaster.] No exit after turnstiles. I'll see you soon."

"You can run, but you cannot hide. This is the beginning of the end."

"I'll meet you at the end."

"They say the real fear with these rides comes from the feeling of having no control."

"A roller coaster is just elemental physics, a conversion of potential energy to kinetic energy."

"Four years from now, Lewis Romero goin' in the second round to Oakland... He's gonna romp and stomp. Fifteen seasons with four Super Bowl rings on his fingers. Lewis ain't afraid of no death, Fuck Death! Death is a fuckin' Denver fan. Death wear blue and orange. Real men wear black. Lewis ain't afraid of no Death. Death is afraid of me! Death fears me! 'Cause, baby, I just win. I just win, Kevin! That's all I know how to do! I just win! Uhh! Fuck Death! ... [After the hanging swords swing down and cut the pulley ropes.] Whoo! What did I tell you, Kevin, huh? Fuck death! I just win! That's all I know how to do, Kevin. Baby, I just win! [Lifts weights once again. As Lewis screams triumphantly, the weights swing down and crush his head like a ripe watermelon, splattering bloody pulp on Wendy and Kevin.]"

"It's not only horrible, but can you feel, can you feel how vicious it was?"

"Chastity: It's true. It's on the Wikipedia."

"Bill Fagerbakke - Jonas' Dad"

"Lance Henriksen - driver"

"Josh Emerson - Jonas Kozelle"

"Aman Johal - Ahmet from India"

"Valerie Tian as Chasity"

"Juno Ruddell - Officer Warzak"

"Juan Riedinger - Dirk"

"Carrie Genzel - Mrs. Check"

"Chris Pratt - Officer Roman Duda"

"Cynthia Stevenson - Mrs. Dove"

"Kyle Gallner - Colin Gray"

"Adam Brody - Nikolai"

"Amy Sedaris - Toni Lesnicki"

"J. K. Simmons - Mr. Wroblewski"

"Johnny Simmons - Chip Dove"

"Amanda Seyfried - Anita "Needy" Lesnicki"

"Megan Fox - Jennifer Check"

"Jennifer's Body is my favourite movie that I've done. It was overlooked in theatres, but it does have a DVD following. I can't believe nobody wanted to see Megan Fox and me hitting it. They had an extreme close-up of our tongues, and I'm telling you, the thing about the scene is that it's actually really sexy. For a young girl to say that about her own sex scene - it must be because it's special. I think Megan and I kissed really well together. We have similar kissing styles and it worked. We got it done for the masses, and the masses still didn't show up."

"She's evil... and not just high school evil."

"Jonas' Dad: YOU HEAR ME, YOU BASTARD?! I'LL CUT OFF YOUR NUTSACK AND NAIL IT TO MY DOOR!!! LIKE ONE OF THOSE LION DOOR KNOCKERS RICH FOLKS GOT! THAT WILL BE YOUR BALLS!"

"Needy's Mom: [to Needy] I dreamed some bad people were trying to nail you to a tree with hammers and big stakes and shit. Just like J.C. But I didn't let 'em get to you, 'cause I'm a hard-sassed, Ford-tough mama bear."

"Chip Dove: Needy, I care about you. As a person, not just some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night, and I'm scared of what's happening to you."

"Do you know how hard it is to make it as an indie band these days? There are so many of us, and we're all so cute and it's like if you don't get on Letterman or some retarded soundtrack, you're screwed, okay? Satan is our only hope. We're in league with the Beast now. And we've got to make a really big impression on him. And to do that, we're going to have to butcher you. And bleed you. And then Dirk here is going to wear your face. [Dirk gives him a look] Relax, I'm kidding about the face thing. The rest is going to happen."

"[Grabs Needy's breasts] These are like smart bombs, you point them in the right direction and shoot gets real."

"I don't even know who Needy Lesnicky is anymore. I'm a different person now. A person who uses curse words and kicks orderlies and sees things that aren't there. A very bad, very damaged person... [lifts her top sleeve, revealing Jennifer's bite mark imprinted on her shoulder] But sometimes change can be good! For instance, most occult scholars don't know this, but if you're bitten by a demon, and you live, you just might absorb some of the demon's abilities... You might get lucky for once in your miserable life! [she floats up, kicks out the window and escapes]"

"Hell is a teenage girl."

"Purgatory is over, you go to hell."

"Charles Gunning - Hugh Crain"

"Tom Irwin - Lou"

"Virginia Madsen - Jane Vance"

"Todd Field - Todd Hackett"

"Alix Koromzay - Mary Lambetta"

"Bruce Dern - Mr. Dudley"

"Marian Seldes - Mrs. Dudley"

"Owen Wilson - Luke Sanderson"

"Catherine Zeta-Jones - Theodora "Theo""

"Liam Neeson - Doctor David Marrow"

"Lili Taylor - Eleanor "Nell" Vance"