"Well, boys, we got three engines out, we got more holes in us than a horse trader's mule, the radio is gone and we're leaking fuel and if we was flying any lower why we'd need sleigh bells on this thing... but we got one little budge on them Rooskies. At this height why they might harpoon us but they dang sure ain't gonna spot us on no radar screen!"

"Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

"Kurt Fuller - Russell Finley"

"Colleen Camp - Mimi Vanderhoff"

"Brian Doyle-Murray - Noah Vanderhoff"

"Sean Gregory Sullivan - Phil, Wayne and Garth's perpetually wasted friend"

"Dan Bell - Neil"

"Lee Tergeson - Terry"

"Michael DeLuise - Alan"

"Lara Flynn Boyle - Stacy"

"Rob Lowe - Benjamin Kane"

"Tia Carrere - Cassandra Wong"

"Dana Carvey - Garth Algar"

"Let me bring you up to speed. My name is Wayne Campbell. I live in Aurora, Illinois, which is a suburb of Chicago — excellent. I've had plenty of joe-jobs; nothing I'd call a career. Let me put it this way: I have an extensive collection of nametags and hairnets. OK, so I still live with my parents, which I admit is both bogus and sad. But at least I have an amazing cable access show! And I still know how to party! But what I'd really love is to do "Wayne's World" for a living. It might happen! Sh'yeah! And monkeys might fly outta' my butt! Ah, the MirthMobile..."

"Mike Myers - Wayne Campbell"

"Alice Cooper with Pete Friesen, Derek Sherinian, Stef Burns, and Jimmy DeGrasso as themselves"

"Robert Patrick - T-1000"

"Chaz Healy - Concert-goer"

"Carmen Filpi - Old Man Withers"

"Charles Noland - Ron Paxton"

"Robin Ruzman - a waitress"

"Ione Skye - Elyse"

"Donna Dixon - Garth's dream woman"

"Frederick Coffin - Officer Koharski"

"Mike Hagerty - Davy"

"Ed O'Neill - Glen"

"Frank DiLeo - rock promoter Frankie "Mr. Big" Sharp"

"Meat Loaf - Tiny"

"Chris Farley - the well-informed security guard"

"Our love is god, let's go get a slushie!"

"John Ingle - Principal Gowan"

"Carrie Lynn - Martha 'Dumptruck' Dunnstock"

"Patrick Labyorteaux - Ram Sweeney"

"Lance Fenton - Kurt Kelly"

"Glenn Shadix - Father Ripper"

"Penelope Milford - Pauline Fleming"

"Lisanne Falk - Heather McNamara"

"Kim Walker - Heather Chandler"

"Shannen Doherty - Heather Duke"

"Christian Slater - Jason 'J.D.' Dean"