"Dagget:"You think after all this we'd listen to anything you'd say?" Norbert:"Have you met us, buddy? Tell ya what, how'bout you stay in your nice little Stardial and we go home?" (Refusing to accept his offer to return to the Timeless stardial)"

""What a fiendish plot... kudos!" (after Clockwork tells him that Vlad's machine would destroy the universe)"

""What a strange feeling... is that what winning feels like?!" (after defeating Vlad in a post-game rematch)"

""You really should keep your schemes in file folders. Sleeves sound bulky." (Convincing Vlad to keep his schemes in file folders)"

""Don't tell me, you'll stop being evil after this?" (Worring that Vlad might stop being evil)"

""Take it from me. A little good doesn't cancel out ALL the evil." (After hearing Vlad's side of the story)"

""If you're telling the truth, that's not very evil of you. I'm disappointed." (After Vlad insisted he was going to fix his machine)"

""Changing your story, are you? You really are a villain! I better start taking notes..." (Doubting Vlad's intentions)"

""I couldn't let him get in the way of MY evil schemes, could I?" (Talking to Vlad after defeating Clockwork)"

"Dagget:"Man, Norb... I thought the other ghost was scarabee!!" Norbert:"I don't wanna fight any more scary ghosts, Dag. Can we go home now?" (After Evil Clockwork disappears)"

""Wait a minute, if you're the bad guy and we're ALL trapped... what's going on here?" (Wondering why Clockwork would leave him and Vlad trapped in the Timeless Stardial)"

""Ah, it's you. So tell me, how did you snatch victory out of the jaws of defeat?" (Asking Vlad why he is in the Timeless Stardial)"

""Hey! What gives?" (Watching the universe be destroyed a third time)"

""So ya failed. Happens to the best of us, believe me. I guess your plan just wasn't evil enough. You've lost, ghost... Now send everyone home." (After defeating Vlad for the third time)"

""Here we go again, I guess" (Rematch against the third fight with Vlad)"

""Not so tough now that your machine's on the blink, are you? Surrender!" (Telling Vlad to give up after disabling his machine)"

""Thanks for all that yapping. I was able to catch up on some sleep." (Refusing to listen to Vlad)"

""Not bad as evil villain speeches go. I've heard better." (Refusing to listen to Vlad)"

""I have no choice but to save the universe so I can conquer it." (Confronting Vlad for the third time)"

"Dagget:"Wait? Did she just say she's coming back?" Norbert:"She must have an easy-clone oven!" (after win)"

""Well, whenever he's done ranting, I hope he sends me home." (After defeating Vlad for the third time)"

""Now would be a good time for a rescue, wouldn't you say?" (Asking Clockwork to save him after Vlad's machine malfunctions and destroys the universe a second time)"

""Heh heh heh... you didn't expect to beat me, did you? Let's call that the end of your evil plans, shall we? Time to go home." (After defeating Vlad for the second time)"

""I will not rest until you are defeated. Although, I may need to take a few breaks to recharge my batteries." (Rematch against the second fight with Vlad)"

""I'll show you who the real villain is here. Me... I'm talking about me." (Confronting Vlad for the second time)"

""Is this the end?" (watching the universe being destroyed for the first time)"

""I've just been hoodwinked. And I'm not even wearing a hood!" (finding out Vlad was a clone)"

""Bah! It was inevitable. I always win. Except the times I, well, don't." (first encounter, after win)"

""Never! Plankton never grovels. Except maybe to Karen, occasionally." (Rematch against the first fight with Vlad)"

""No one keeps me up past naptime and gets away with it. Now, send me home and stop messing with the universe." (After defeating Vlad for the second time)"

""Beaten again. You think I'd be used to it by now." (after losing)"

""You can't conquer the universe. That's my thing!" (first encounter)"

""So that's what utter annihilation looks like. Imagine that." (after win)"

""Squashed again. What a waste of evil genius." (after losing)"

""One look at you and my eyeball is having a toothache." (before fight)"

""It looks like my evil plan worked perfectly!" (after win)"

""Uhh... what now?" (Asking Clockwork to save him after Vlad's machine malfunctions and destroys the universe a second time)"

""Well, this stinks..." (after losing)"

""Nice outfit. Who's your welder?" (before fight)"

"Dagget:"He interrupts my nap and doesn't expect us to do something about it?" Norbert:"Yeah, what's up with this guy and all this conquering business? Someone needs to chillax." (first encounter)"

""Ha! I outghosted you at your own game!" (after win)"

""I'll tell ya what's scary. It's scary how old you are!" (after losing)"

""Threaten me, will you? Do you know who you're talking to? I'll show you, Dutchman!" (before fight alt)"

""I've heard of low-tech, but this ship, as you call it, is ridiculous." (before fight)"

""Victory is mine. Not to gloat or anything. Who am I kidding? Of course I'm gloating!" (after win)"

""Ahhh... defeat... how bitter its taste..." (after losing)"

""Threaten me, will you? I have a better idea... how about you bend the tentacle to me!!!" (before fight)"

""I suppose being transported halfway across the universe can put one out of sorts. I forgive you, Mrs. Puff!" (apologising for upsetting him)"

"Dagget:"Oh boy. Look at that glow, Norb. That can't be good." Norbert:"Nope. And hate to say it, but pink ain't his color." (After finding Clockwork, but realising there is something wrong with him)"