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April 10, 2026
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"The judge is a bitch,the jury suck dick,I'm a east side Blood and I don't smoke that Crip."
"Carter in the office,Take notes when I'm talkin',Smooth as a cruise boat floats when I'm walkin'."
"I know the game is crazy. It's more crazy then it’s ever been. I'm married to that crazy bitch, call me Kevin Federline."
"The only time I'll wear Depends is when I'm 70 years old. That's when I can't hold my shit within so I shit on myself, 'cuz I'm so sick and tired of shittin' on everybody else."
"Un-fuckin-believable. Lil' Wayne's the president. Fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em, even if they celibate!"
"Yo, money over bitches, my niggas trust my senses, and I will take on that shit as the Lord is my witness! And you all have witnessed, but I have not finished. So keep your mouth closed and let your eyes listen."
"Mel Gibson flow, Lethal Weapon, 'book 'em Danny!'"
"I'm running this, and I can jump the hurdles. I feel like I'm racing a bunch of little turtles. I keep a bandanna like the Ninja Turtles. I'm like a turtle when I sip the purple."
"Buck 60 on the dash, Imma to do two. Captain Crunch these niggas is Froot Loop. That's why your girl wanna fuck me and my group too. And Imma make her back it up like shoop shoop. I'm the Birdman Junior I gotta do Coups. I hop out that mother fucker hollering 'Soo Woo!'"
"All this ice got me feelin like a polar bear."
"Misunderstood ain’t got to be explained but you don’t understand me so let me explain, stood in the heat the flame the snow, please slow down hurricane, the wind blows my dreads swang, he had hair like wool like Wayne uhh, droppin ashes in da bible I shake them out and they fall on da rifle, scary hale Mary no tale fairy all really very extraordinary."
"Weezy F. Baby, the F is for forensics."
"From start to finish, the same Wayne, okay you doin yo thang, but thangs change."
"It's Young Money baby, we the fucking greatest, we done put them other niggas on a hiatus."
"Hollygrove shit I'm on my Hollygrove shit, lookin for a bad bitch I give her dinosaur dick."
"Back in this bitch but a lot more rich, on my poppa bear shit, need hot porridge."
"Gun on the waistline, leave you in the wasteland."
"Hammer in the Louie Duff, take a nigga bitch, she gave me brain till I knew enough."
"Lock the CEO up, and I'm the CEO Fuck, prison in February and I ain't in no rush."
"Take a nigga bitch she ride my dick like she's cycling. Now she can’t walk, run, or jump like white men."
"Versatile as fuck I switch it up like Dennis Rodman dome."
"Out on bail work on the scale, put some change on your head, boy you on sale"
"All black fo' fo' do you want foplay?"
"Ain't nobody fuckin with me, first degree murder you can get your degree muthafucka"
"Uh, bitch I’m not old news, I’m more like gold shoes She eat my whole dick, she like Whole Foods"
"It's YMCMB the fuckin alpha and omega The Presidential Double R I call it Ronald Reagan"
"I beg your pardon I egg your noggin got nina up in my glove compartment. I'm Tunechi, I do me, smoke doobies, tote uzi's"
"Choppa knock yo face off, black shades Ray Charles I got bars nigga and it's happy hour"
"Tunchi in this bitch everybody should be worried It's okay if you turn up just don't turn off my lightyears"
"I threw some bad bitches on my private jet, if they don't wanna fuck give em parachutes"
"The bad news is I’m an epileptic. I’m prone to seizures. This isn’t my first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh seizure. I’ve had a bunch of seizures, ya’ll just never hear about them. But this time it got real bad ’cause I had three of them in a row and on the third one, my heart rate went down to like 30 percent. Basically, I could’ve died, so that is why it was so serious....But the reason being for the seizures is just plain stress, no rest, overworking myself. That’s just typical me though."
"Stomp a nigga ass out in these numbah 4 Jorndans"
"I got a scope on the barrel thats a hammer with a camera"
"If you care about what people think you'll never live."
"Lil' Wayne's thanking God is equivalent to a strip club patron thanking God for providing women to objectify and dehumanize, or a prostitute thanking God that she has the ability to destroy her dignity to pay bills."
"I'm feeling, you know? Lil Wayne, Young Jeezy. You dig, what I'm saying? I love T.I., Ludacris. You know what I'm saying? I'm feeling cats like that, that take time to go in the studio and really write something."
"If you are having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, you think - this guy is talking about women, but I am not. I am not talking about women at all. In the first verse I am talking about the industry, magazines and radio. I am using that as a metaphor. And in the second verse I am talking about a K9, which is a female dog, which is a bitch. And then in the third verse I am talking about a guy trying to punk me. So I am not talking about a female at no time in that song. But if you just hear the record, 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, you'll think that I am talking about about women, but I am not, at no point in the song."
"If you want to make more than Jay-Z, go do more than Jay-Z."
"If Jeezy's payin' LeBron, I'm payin' Dwyane Wade Three dice Cee-lo, three Card Molly Labor Day Parade, rest in peace Bob Marley Statue of Liberty, long live the World Trade Long live the King yo, I'm from the Empire State that's"
"Thank God for Cool Herc Without this shit I probably would’ve got murked Shout outs to Grandmaster Flash and the cash And even Jaz bum ass"
"With the same sword they knight you, they gon' good night you with Shit, that's only half if they like you That ain't even the half what they might do Don't believe me, ask Michael See Martin, see Malcolm See Biggie, see Pac, see success and its outcome See Jesus, see Judas See Caesar, see Brutus, see success is like suicide Suicide, it's a suicide If you succeed, prepare to be crucified Media meddles, niggas sue you, you settle Every step you take, they remind you you're ghetto So it's tough being Bobby Brown To be Bobby then, you have to be Bobby now And the question is, "Is to have had and lost Better than not having at all?"
"("No one on the corner") Got a bop like this Can't wear skinny jeans cause my knots don't fit No one on the corner got a pocket like this So I rock Roc jeans cause my knots so thick You can pay for school, but you can't buy class"
"This ain't no tall order, this is nothin to me Difficult takes a day, impossible takes a week"
"I guess it's just the need to be heard / I need niggas to say / I can't believe your words / I'm just an addict / Addicted to music / Thoughts is sporadic / I gotta un-confuse it / Sorta like a Rubik's Cube is / Every albums' a color / But I fuck up the other / Color / (laughs) I guess I'm more like / A bitch with a belly but her ass is right / (laughs) Y'all don't understand me still / I never enjoy my success but my family will / And I'm alright with that / So the rap Jerry Rice is back / To fulfill a need / Though I lead the league / I pray everyday I travel at God Speed / Not a minute slower cause the minute you Hova / Everybody praying for your spinach to slow up / It's sad but it's true / But nigga's ass gone turn blue / Holding' ya breath, cause the force that's controlling my step / Won't let me lose it till I'm undisputed / Until I'm one with the music / Till I'm dead and gone in search of the perfect song* -"
"But reality bites and this is her life / He wasn't really her husband though he called her wife / It was just this night, when the moon was full and the stars were just right and her dress was real tight / He had her sounding like Lisa Lisa / "Wonder if I take you home, will you still love me after this night" / Mike was the hard head from around the way / That she wanted all her life / Cause she wanted all the hype / She used to hold on tight when he wheelied on the bike / He was a Willie all her life / He wasn't really the one to like / There was a dude name Chi, who would really treat her right / He wanted to run to the country to escape the city life / But Isis, liked this, Broadway life / She loved the Gucci sneakers / The Red, Green and White / Hanging out the window when she first seen him fight / So turned on that she had to shower twice*"
"While I'm watchin every nigga watchin me closely my shit is butter for the bread they wanna toast me I keep my head, both of them where they supposed to be Hoes'll get you sidetracked then clap from closed feet"
"I heard motherfuckers saying they made Hov Made Hov say, "Ok so, make another Hov""
"I'm still here mon frere I know the cross I bear, They like, that's why they call you Hov? I'm like yea I'm like air, little shots go through me, won't tear One tissue no tears, no tissue not an issue"
"A wise man told me don't argue with fools Cause people from a distance can't tell who is who"
"Rumor has it "The Blueprint" classic Couldn't even be stopped by Bin Laden So September 11th marks the era forever of a revolutionary Che Gueverra"