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April 10, 2026
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"I cruise in a GS Lex', Cartier specs"
"Nautica sweats with the fresh Gortex"
"Jewels with baguettes, swingin like the Mets"
"Throwin the dice and takin all side bets"
"Never bummy; sip rummy, get money"
"When I hit honies she felt the dick in her dummy"
"On the le-low I see dough from here to Rio"
"Flamboyant Records, C to the E-O - what?"
"If they said that shit is hot then they told you wrong"
"'Cause phony faggots I froze, it's a fact, I flip fast on foes with fabulous fantastic flows"
"L is the rebel type, I'm rough as a metal pipe, fuck a Benz 'cause I can pull skins on a pedal bike"
"I pack a gat, not a slingshot; step to this and get an ass whooping like Rodney King got"
"MCs be bragging about cash they collect, but them chumps are like Ray Charles cause they ain't seen no money yet"
"The Big L was cold crazy, A top-notch crook snatchin' pocket books from old ladies"
"I told him, "Give up the dough, before you get smoked! Oh you broke? ( *shots* ) Now you're dead broke""
"My name is L and I'm from a part of town where clowns, Get beat down and all you hear is gunshot sounds"
"'Cause at nighttime niggas try to tax, they're sneakier than alley cats, that's why I carry gats"
"I got styles you can't copy bitch, its the triple six in the mix, straight from H-E-double hockey sticks"
"Every Sun-day a nun lay from my gun spray, fuck Carlito we doin' shit the Devil's son's way"
"Every minute my style switches up, they say a real man won't hit a girl - then I aint real 'cause I beat bitches up"
"I'm takin' lives for a great price, I'm the type to snap in heaven with a Mac-11 and rape Christ"
"L's the nigga that crime follows, I'm hittin fine models and stabbin' punks with broken wine bottles"
"I beat chumps till they head splits, break 'em like breadsticks, I sex chicks, I'd even fuck a dead bitch"
"Always sprayin TECs because I be stayin' vexed, some nigga named Dex was in the projects layin threats"
"I jumped out the Lincoln, left him stinkin', put his brains in the street, now you can see what he was just thinkin'"
"I'm living up to my extortion image, I be stalking Lenox, catching more bodies than abortion clinics"
"A kid tried to take L out, shot me in the chest with a TEC, I just laughed and spit the shell out"
"Ladies don't love shit. Ladies just act like they love. You understand what I'm sayin'? It's an act when it comes to Ol Dirty Bastard. They ACT like they love Ol Dirty - ladies don't love Ol Dirty Bastard because … Ol Dirty Bastard is busy lovin' them. They might like Ol Dirty Bastard, know what I'm sayin? They might listen to his music or something, but really they don't pay no mind. They pay nothing no mind, nothing is paid a mind to, really, on this earth. It's just living, and dying. The world is a big ball of fire and it's just burning with no feeling."
"Keep it nappy or braided up Dirty in the cockpit, blazin' up (FIRE!)"
"Run-uhhn-uuhhn-uhhn, nominated at awards Back in the days drivin' an Accord"
"I'm immune to all viruses I get the cocaine it cleans out my sinuses Kill all the government microchips in my body I'm the paranoid nigga at your party I kill all my enemies at birth! Shut the fuck up! Bitch and let my slide my hands up your skirt"
"Oh baby I dedicate this to all the pretty girls All the pretty girls Its on [echo] All the pretty girls, in the world And the ugly girls too Cause to me your pretty anyways babyI don't have no trouble with you fucking me But I have a little problem wit you not fucking me"
"What y'all thought y'all wasn't gon' see me? I'm the Osiris of this shit!""
"You know God damn well I don't smoke this shit Meth *coughing* Know damn well I don't smoke this sheyit Know damn well!"
"First things first man you're fucking with the worst I'll be sticking pins in your head like a fucking nurse I'll attack any nigga who's slack in his mack Come fully packed with a fat rugged stackWhile you sleep I be the God on point, with Scottie Pippen As I, jump on stage, flip rip a show Strip and rip a hoe, wayyy like Bo Jackson while I'm still taxin maxin Relaxin sittin back sellin good tracks and Again and again when I rock the jam"
"When it comes to children, Wu-Tang is for the children."
"Do I let my children listen to my music?' Of course I do. Shoot, the worst curse is a lie."
"Yeah nigga, fart that shit. [referring to a vulgar method of lighting marijuana]"
"Everyday, like probably three times a day, I'd jerk my dick off so much that the prisoners would say yo Ol' Dirty chill the fuck out. Every girl I saw on T.V., her ass looked funny to me, and i just kept jerkin my dick off, every fucking day and night."
"I'm into all assholes. I like it because it's tinier than a pussyhole. It's so tiny, it's tinier than a clitoris. When i get the feeling of licking a york peppermint patty, it's a sensation."